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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Black-and-white stamp set layout of the rooster with snarky sentiments including "Therapy isn't working, y'all are the problem"

Unity Stamp

Clucks & Chaos

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
A rooster stands mid-meltdown with its tail feathers flared, neck stretched and both eyes locked wide open in alarm. It is one large stamp and five sentiments, all of them about things going badly,...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a grumpy fluffy cat clutching a heart, paired with reluctant Valentine lines including 'Ugh, fine. You can have my heart.' and 'I love you. (you're welcome)'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Reluctant Love Pissy Kitty

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Making a batch this year? Browse all Valentine rubber stamps or get the words from our guide to 48 Valentine card sayings.“Fine. You matter. Whatever.” A grumpy Siamese begrudg
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a bespectacled girl in a party hat and tutu beside a tall candle covered cake, with 'You're an eternal sparkle in a mortal disguise.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Mortal Sparkle

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
“You’re not old, you’re vintage fabulous.” A tutu-clad birthday queen beside a towering cake brings glitter, sass, and zero apologies to funny birthday cards. Celebrate with more birthday stamps...
The Corks & Giggles red rubber stamp set: wine bottles, hearts, and snarky sentiments including 'Let's drink wine & judge people' and 'Happy friendaversary.'

Unity Stamp

Corks & Giggles

$29.00
A wine-night friendship set that is nearly all words: seven sentiments, two slim wine bottles and a pair of small hearts. “You’re wine in a million“, “Happy friendiversary” and “don’t worry...some of...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with two grumpy penguins huddled in a shared scarf under falling snow, alongside 'winter makes me grumpy' and 'snow over it'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Chilly and Grumpy

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
“Winter makes me grumpy.” “Snow over it.” A scowling little penguin speaks for everyone who peaked in summer, funny winter cards with maximum attitude per inch. Chill with more funny stamps...
Red rubber stamp sheet with solid silhouettes of a hen, a rooster and three chicks with scratch marks, beside 'YOU ARE inspeckable'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Impeckable Silhouettes

$28.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a shaggy horned yak in profile, beside 'Let's yak it up soon. I miss your face!' and 'OH HAY! you're moo-velous'.

Unity Stamp

Yak It Up

$28.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a wide eyed fluffy bird in a pom pom beanie, carrying 'Let's fly this coop.' and 'Cold outside, hot mess inside.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Fly this Coop

$26.00
$26.00
$10.40
“Cold outside, hot mess inside.” A flustered bird in a knit beanie is officially done with winter and ready to fly this coop, funny cold-season cards with feathers ruffled just right. Escape to more...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a set of long tailed mid century style cats, carrying 'YOU'RE THE CATS meow' and 'NOTHING BUT THANKS.'

Unity Stamp

Purr-ty Cats

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a pile of cats stacked into a Christmas tree shape topped by a star, beside the script 'merry catmas'.

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Merry Catmas

$26.00
$26.00
$10.40
A dozen cats stacked into the shape of a Christmas tree, sleeping, sitting, and stretching on each other, with a star on top held up by the one at the peak. Merry Catmas is the Christmas card for cat...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a sad eyed fluffy kitten with blunt get well sentiments including 'please get well soon' and 'I WISH I COULD TAKE YOUR PAIN AWAY AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WE BOTH HATE.'

A Little Not Fine

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
A get-well set for the friend who is tired of being told to rest up. The kitten is all fluff and enormous dark eyes, sitting low with ink splatters flicked around it, and measures approximately 2” x...