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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with three wild haired open mouthed chickens in a row, carrying 'WE WERE ALL SURPRISED AS YOU.' and 'OH. MY. WORD.'

Unity Stamp

The Pecking Order

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Three scraggly chickens stand in a row with their beaks open and their eyes fully round, caught mid-scandal. Two tiny chicken footprints stamp separately, a small detail that makes a good border or a...
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Hare-Brained red rubber stamp sheet: a yawning bunny holding coffee with 'I would like to unsubscribe from Mondays. please,' 'Living on a prayer and lots of coffee' and 'Manifesting Friday.'

Hare-Brained

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Mid-yawn, eyes squeezed shut, bathrobe on and a mug held in both paws: this bunny is not ready for the week. Hare-Brained pairs him with “I would like to unsubscribe from Mondays. please“, “Living on...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy, thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a balloon string beside a round balloon outline, plus the snarky sentiment 'Hey attention seeker. It's finally your special day'.

Unity Stamp

Already Old

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A thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a birthday balloon, for the friend whose age is officially none of anyone’s business. Snarky birthday cards, delivered. Celebrate (reluctantly) with more...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a rabbit in oversized round glasses and boots, carrying 'Certified Smarty Pants' and 'THINK BIG DREAM BIGGER'.

Unity Stamp

Clever Cottontail

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High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a shaggy big eyed weirdo character, beside 'Aging is weird. You're doing great.' and 'You're my kind of weird'.

Unity Stamp

Little Weirdo

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What do you send the friend who would find a tasteful floral insulting? This one is a little weirdo in the most literal sense, a shaggy long-necked creature with two enormous mismatched eyes and a...
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Shear Surprise red rubber stamp sheet: two fuzzy peeking sheep with 'You've been on our minds,' 'We just came for the cake' and 'Peek-a-BAAA.'

Shear Surprise

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Who is the card for when the news is good but the delivery should be silly? Two curly sheep peek around a tall fence post, one stacked above the other, both with long droopy ears and wide flat eyes...
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Outline stamp sheet of a cheerful frog holding a balloon, beside "Love you more than lily pads & sunshine" and "i toad-ally love ya."

Unity Stamp

Lily Pads & Sunshine

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A skinny frog with big round eyes stands on tiptoe holding a single balloon on a string, drawn in soft speckled outline. The two sentiments are pure pun: “Love you more than lily pads & sunshine” and...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scowling fluffy cat wearing an oversized buckled leprechaun hat above a bank of shamrocks, beside sarcastic sentiments reading 'Oh lucky you' and 'You think you're lucky? That's cute'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Zero Luck Given

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The St. Patrick’s Day card for people who do not do St. Patrick’s Day. A scowling long-haired cat wears an oversized buckled leprechaun hat above a bank of shamrocks, with a small four-leaf clover as...
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The Seen & Herd red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a shaggy Highland cow with a little bird perched on its head, in a wildflower meadow, with sentiments including: Heard you were having a day, we are here for you; Oops... it's pasture your birthday; Hay thanks!.

Unity Stamp

Seen & Herd

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A shaggy Highland cow stands in a patch of wildflowers with a small scruffy bird perched on one of its horns, both looking faintly put upon. The cow and bird stamp measures approximately 2” x 3” and...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a wide eyed bee peeking around the edge of a panel, beside 'HEY honey' and 'YOU'RE un-BEE-lievably AMAZING!'

Unity Stamp

Peek-A-Bee

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High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a shaggy sheepdog face filling the frame, carrying 'Starting to feel your age, huh.' and 'Sorry you are feeling down.'

Unity Stamp

Slightly Wry

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A tired-looking dog who understands your week completely, wry, relatable sentiments for feel-better cards, Monday solidarity, and gentle humor when life’s a lot. Fetch more dog rubber stamps...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a line-drawn woman seen from behind, hair in a messy bun, a wine glass in one hand and a peace sign in the other, plus sentiments reading 'Menopause. No filters. No apologies' and 'You need a refill'.

Unity Stamp

Hot Flash Happy Hour

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Who else is aging like fine wine and pouring accordingly? This woman is drawn from behind, hair in a messy bun, oversized sweater slipping off one shoulder, a glass of wine raised in one hand and a...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scowling shaggy rabbit, carrying 'Ok, fine. Happy Easter.' and 'Spring has sprung. I have not.'

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Delightfully Feral

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Delightfully feral and completely unashamed. A grumpy spring bunny brings sarcastic Easter-season humor to cards for friends who are cute but will absolutely bite. Hop to more funny stamps...