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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy owl in a striped pom pom hat, carrying 'HOLD ON SANTA. I CAN EXPLAIN.' and 'Guess who's getting COAL for Christmas.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Hold on Santa

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
“Hold on Santa, I can explain.” A frazzled chicken in a Santa hat pleads its case, the funny Christmas card for everyone whose nice-list status is… under review. Plead yours with more Christmas...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy long legged flamingo and retirement sentiments including 'QUITTER! I MEAN. HAPPY RETIREMENT' and 'flockin' retired'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Flamingle into Retirement

$34.00
$34.00
$13.60
Lisa Arana’s flamingo is nobody’s tropical decoration. It is a scrawny bird on two knobbly legs, feathers sticking out in tufts, beak hooked down and eyes narrowed at the world. The retirement...
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Red rubber stamp sheet featuring a scruffy long haired cat wearing antlers and a tiny Santa hat, with 'Merry Whatever' and 'DECK THE HALLS. OR DON'T. WHATEVER.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Merry Whatever

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
A grumpy cat in reindeer antlers, radiating zero holiday spirit, “Merry Whatever” is the hilariously honest Christmas card for your least festive favorite person. Deck the halls with more Christmas...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a scowling long haired cat in a Santa hat with antlers, beside sentiments including 'HO HO NO', 'Santa is so judgy!' and 'NO ONE TOLD ME I HAD TO BE nice'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Ho Ho No Pissy Kitty

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Christmas cheer? This cat has opinions. Ho Ho No pairs a wonderfully grumpy kitty with five sarcastic holiday sentiments, funny Christmas cards for the friend who skips the carols and heads straight...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a little ghost floating over a wildflower meadow, carrying 'You're boo-tiful inside and out!' and 'BOO! JUST CHECKING IN ON YOU!'

Unity Stamp

Ghostly Meadows

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Ghostly Meadows is a Halloween encouragement set: a tall ghost stands in a field of wildflowers and grasses, drawn in Angie Blom’s fine sketch line, and the sentiments are all pep talk. You’re...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a wild-haired hen in a ruffled skirt standing on pine sprigs, plus a snowflake, a small Christmas tree, a pumpkin and the sentiment 'You, my friend are a clucking delight'.

Angie Blom

The Only Chick

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
One tall, wild-feathered chicken in a Christmas sweater, hair sticking straight up, with the wide-eyed look of a bird that has been asked to pose. Angie Blom’s The Only Chick is a Christmas card for...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with slim tree and snowflake shapes, carrying 'THANKFUL FOR FAT PANTS' and 'may your holiday breakdown be filled with joy'.

Unity Stamp

Snarky Holiday

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Thankful for fat pants. Snarky Holiday is a sentiments-first Christmas set with a few sketched trees and geometric ornaments for filling corners, and every line is for the person who is over it: fa...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a stitched scarecrow, a witch with her broom, a small bat, a jack o lantern and a little cat, alongside 'LET'S GET SPOOKY!' and 'FEELIN' WICKED'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Eerie Enchantment

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
A quirky witch, a lanky scarecrow, and top-hatted ghouls with gothic charm, “Let’s get spooky!” This artful Halloween set haunts cards, tags, and mixed-media spreads beautifully. Summon more...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a sweet little deer in a plaid scarf, beside 'JUST FOR YOU dear' and 'joyful wishes'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Just for You Dear

$22.00
$22.00
$8.80
“Just for you, dear.” A little winter deer in a cozy scarf delivers joyful wishes with woodland sweetness, holiday cards that feel like a warm mug by the fire. Wander into more Christmas stamps...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with three wild eyed feathery chickens and news sentiments including 'WE'RE EGG-CITED FOR YOU!' and 'WHAT THE CLUCK HAPPENED?'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Cuckoo

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Lisa Arana packs four chickens into one block here, shoulder to shoulder, each with a different arrangement of wild head feathers and the same alarmed round stare. A tiny fifth chick stands off to...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a bright eyed squirrel and its big bushy tail, beside the sentiment 'STAY SQUIRRELLY'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Stay Squirrelly

$26.00
$22.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Black-and-white stamp set layout of the moose with sentiments including "embrace your wild side" and "let your soul wander free"

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Wild Surprises

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. designed by artist Lisa Arana Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a cat dangling over a wood grain panel, alongside 'just keep hangin' on' and 'IT SEEMS LIKE THE PURR-FECT TIME TO ASK IF YOU NEED HELP.'

Unity Stamp

Purr-Fect Time

$28.00
“Just keep hangin’ on.” A determined cat clinging tight with a smile, the purr-fect encouragement card for tough weeks, big exams, and friends who need a boost. Hold on to more encouragement stamps.
Red rubber stamp sheet with a row of detailed fishing lures and flies, alongside 'HAVE A REEL-Y GREAT DAY!' and 'O-FISH-ALLY RETIRED'.

Unity Stamp

Reel Great Guy

$28.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with four fluffy wide eyed birds, one plump and one tall, plus a tiny worm, alongside 'HELLO, FROM THE FLOCK' and 'WE FLOCKIN' MISS YOU!'.

Unity Stamp

Flock Talk

$32.00
$32.00
$12.80
Four birds and one worm, which is enough to build a different card every time. One bird is tall and skinny with goggle eyes, one is a squinting fluffball, one is almost perfectly round and the...