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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Line-art red rubber stamp set 'Hello, Dear' showing a silver-haired lady in glasses and a scarf, with sassy sentiments such as 'Sometimes I talk to myself and we both laugh.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Hello, Dear

$29.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.  Mature lady measures approximately 2.5" x 2.75". "Hello, dear" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.75". "May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition, and self appreciation be strong" sentiment measures approximately...
Line-art red rubber stamp set 'Stunner' showing a glamorous older lady in a feathered hat and pearls, with snarky birthday sentiments including 'Bless your heart.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Stunner

$29.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.  Gorgeous mature lady measures approximately 2.75" x 3". Feather measures approximately .5" x 1". "Bless your heart" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 2.5". "You must have been a stunner when you were young"...
Red rubber stamp set with a bearded Christmas gnome in a knit hat and sweater, plus 'Holly Jolly everything.'

Jeanie Hays

Holly Jolly Everything

$28.00
$24.00
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 2 stamps.  Holiday gnome measures approximately 2" x 2.5". "holly jolly everything" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1.75". High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made In-House at Unity Stamp Co...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of the elf, Santa and reindeer with "We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" and "Hi There!"

Jeanie Hays

Christmas Crew

$28.00
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Elf, Santa & Deer waving measures approximately 1.5" x 3.25". "We wish you a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1.5". "Hi There" sentiment...
Line-art stamp of six chubby, grumpy cats in various expressions, shown uncolored on white.

Unity Stamp

Scaredy Cats

$29.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.   Each kitty measures approximately between 1.5" x 1.75, 1.75" x 1.75" & 1.75" x 2.5". High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made In-House at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of the fat cat with snarky sentiments including "WTF.", "you're old," "i can't even...," "I love doing nothing with you"

Unity Stamp

Snarky Cat Thoughts

$29.00
This kit contains 12 stamps.  Thought bubble measures approximately 1" x 1.5". "i wish everything was as easy as getting fat" sentiment measures approximately 1.25" x 1.5". "your cat doesn't give a shit but I do" sentiment measures approximately 1...
Galactic Dino Party

Unity Stamp

Galactic Dino Party

$28.00
This kit contains 12 stamps.  Dinosaur holding balloon measures approximately 1" x 2.25". Dinosaur swinging on balloon measures approximately 2" x 2". Dinosaur riding balloon measures approximately 1.25" x 2". Planet measures approximately .75" x...
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Line-art stamp sheet: Angie Blom's sketchy bloom bouquet with 'When you can't look at the bright side, I will be with you in the dark,' Unity Stamp Co.

Angie Blom

Wonderful Like Us

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  Fall foliage measures approximately  "When you can't look at the bright side, I will be with you in the dark" sentiment measures approximately  "Why aren't more people as wonderful...
Latte Santa

Jeanie Hays

Latte Santa

$28.00
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Santa measures approximately 3.5" x 4.5". "Java Merry Christmas" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1.25". "Have a cup of cheer" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.25". "and a...
The List Guy red rubber stamp set in line art: a large Santa in a floppy hat with a long curling beard and a belt buckle, with the sentiments “HE KNOWS if you've been BAD OR GOOD” and “I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING ON YOUR LIST.” Illustrated by Jeanie Hays.

Jeanie Hays

The List Guy

$31.00
 NEW on the UNITY Website!!! Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  Santa measures approximately 3" x 4.75". "He knows if you've been bad or good" sentiment measures approximately 1.25" x 1.25". "I hope you get everything...
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Line-art stamp of wine bottles and glasses with humor lines like 'age gets better with wine' and 'it's not drinking alone if your dog is home.'

Angie Blom

Age Gets Better with Wine

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 8 stamps. Bottle measures approximately 1" x 3.5". Goblet measures approximately 1.25" x 1.5". Stem glass measures approximately 1.25" x 2.75". Cork measures approximately .5" x 1". "it's not drinking alone...
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Line-art stamp sheet of an eyeball martini with a cobweb and hanging spider plus 'here for the boo's' and 'cheers witch.'

Unity Stamp

Spooky Spirits

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
This kit contains 6 stamps. Martini glass with eyeballs measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". Cobweb measure approximately 1.25" x 1.5". Hanging spider measures approximately .5" x 1.5". "eye see you. you deserve a cocktail" sentiment measures...
Line-art stamp of dangling tea bags with strings and little square tags, plus tea-pun sentiments "Here for the tea", "Positivi-tea", "Gimme the tea", "Happy tea", "Drink me" and "portion of joy."

Graciellie Design

Gimme the Tea

$39.00
$36.00
Created by Graciellie Designs.  This kit contains 7 stamps. Tea bag measures approximately 2" x 3.75". "Happy tea" sentiment measures approximately .5" x .5". "positivitea" sentiment measures approximately .5" x .5". "here for the tea" sentiment...
Rainbow Birthday red rubber stamp set in line art: a tall slice of layer cake, three skinny candles, and the sentiments “COLOR-FULL BIRTHDAY WISHES,” “layers of joy,” “TODAY cake is part of the diet,” “Happy Birthday” and “All you need is Cake.” Designed by Graciellie Design.

Graciellie Design

Rainbow Birthday

$39.00
Created by Graciellie Designs.  This kit contains 9 stamps. Slice of birthday cake measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". Candles each measure approximately .25" x 1.5" & .25" x 1.75". "Happy Birthday" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1...
Shoreline Friendship stamp set: three girlfriends in sun hats sitting on a bench with 'Cheers to being a golden girl' and 'We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous!'

Angie Blom

Shoreline Friendship

$26.00
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  3 girls sitting together measure approximately 2.5" x 3". "Cheers to being a golden girl" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 3.25". "We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous"...
Line-art stamp of a front-view vintage muscle car with 'Old is the NEW COOL' and 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, vintage style.'

Jessica Pickeral

Keepin It Classy

$28.00
Created by Jessica Pickeral.  This kit contains 6 stamps.  Car front measures approximately 1.75" x 3.75". "To that guy who always keeps it classy" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 3.5". "Happy Birthday, vintage style" sentiment...