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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with a bleary girl in a robe and hair curlers holding a mug, a small cat at her feet, and 'Just another day of keeping it all together'.

Unity Stamp

Coffee is Not Enough

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
A bleary-eyed girl in her robe, clutching the day’s first cup, “take it just one cup at a time.” The perfect funny card for coffee lovers, Monday survivors, and everyone still pre-caffeine. Brew up...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a fluffy cat blissed out in front of an electric fan under little hearts, carrying 'STAY COOL.' and 'Holy Hot Flash!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Fan Club Pissy Kitty

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Lisa Arana sits her Pissy Kitty directly in front of an oscillating desk fan, fur blown flat back off her face, a few small hearts floating above. The joke covers a hot flash, a heat wave and a...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a gnome in a tall star-covered hat and buckled belt holding a bouquet of flowers, paired with 'Happy 4th of July' and the pun sentiment 'Land of the free & gnome of the brave'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Patriotic Gnome

$29.00
$26.00
Created by Lisa Arana. This kit contains 4 stamps.   Patriotic Gnome measures approximately 2.25" x 3".   "Land of the free & gnome of the brave" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1". "Happy 4th...
Red rubber stamp sheet showing a hedgehog holding a bouquet of flowers, beside 'Friends like you are one in a million' and 'Thinking of You'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

A Hedgie Hello

$29.00
$27.00
Created by Lisa Arana. This kit contains 7 stamps.   Hedgehog measures approximately 2.75" x 3.25". Hearts each measure approximately .25" x .25". "Thinking of you" sentiment measures approximately ...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a wide eyed scruffy chihuahua and dry sentiments including 'YIP!' and 'Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Functioning Chi Chi

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Hair in every direction, eyes wide, one tooth showing: this chihuahua looks like the day already got away from him. Lisa Arana drew him for the friend who is holding it together, mostly, and the...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a wide grinning big toothed cow, paired with 'Hay Y'all!' and 'LIVE LIFE LIKE SOMEONE LEFT THE GATE OPEN.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Someone Left the Gate Open

$24.00
$24.00
$9.60
Angie Blom’s cow fills the sheet, a bold and heavily inked face grinning with an enormous set of square teeth, long lashes over wide eyes, two small horns poking up through the fringe. The lead...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a detailed classic muscle car in three quarter view, beside 'Still turning heads after all these years.' and 'THE BEST THINGS COME WITH TIME.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Still Turning Heads

$29.00
This kit contains 4 stamps.    Classic car measures approximately 2.5" x 3.75".   "Still turning heads after all these years" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 4". "Older, Bolder, and...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a grumpy fluffy cat in a party hat beside a cupcake, with 'Let's celebrate by leaving me alone.' and 'Let's pretend I care it's your birthday.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

PISSY PARTY

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
“Let’s celebrate by leaving me alone” may be the most honest birthday sentiment Lisa Arana has drawn, and the cat beneath it agrees. She sits in a striped party hat with her tail curled around a...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a wide grinning donkey and cheeky sentiments including 'You're the HEE to my HAW' and 'KEEP KICKIN' ASS'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Hee To My Haw

$29.00
Lisa Arana drew this donkey with one eye squeezed shut in a wink and a huge, toothy grin, ears up and mane sticking out in every direction. It is a donkey stamp with a mouth on it: “you’re the hee to...
Red rubber stamp sheet with two older women in sun hats and sunglasses sharing wine at a table, carrying 'WE'RE THE COOL KIDS OF THE GOLDEN YEARS.' and 'We're not old... We're just chronologically enhanced!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Chronologically Enhanced

$28.00
Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 5 stamps.   Mature ladies measure approximately   "We're the cool kids of the golden years" sentiment measures approximately "We're not old...We're just...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a glowering fluffy cat holding an oversized coffee mug, with 'Coffee' and 'HI.' plus before and after coffee sentiments.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Pissy Kitty

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Angie Blom’s Pissy Kitty is a scruffy, narrow-eyed cat with an enormous plume of a tail, both paws clamped around a mug bigger than its own head. The set is built entirely around coffee, with a...
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Red rubber stamp sheet featuring a scruffy rooster perched in a steaming coffee mug, with 'CAFFEINATE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Coffee Doodle Doo

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Angie Blom’s rooster is the face of every pre-coffee morning: feathers sticking out in all directions, eyes half shut, both wings wrapped around a steaming mug. Coffee Doodle Doo is the set people...
Red rubber background stamp of a bandana, a dense paisley and floral medallion inside a scalloped border, filling a full square panel.

Unity Stamp

Hoedown Hanky

$42.00
A bandana background stamp with hoedown spirit. Hoedown Hanky covers western, cowboy, and rodeo projects in one press. Bandana background measures approximately 6" x 6". High-Quality Red Rubber...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a filled shot glass and splatter, carrying 'YOU'RE MY shot of whiskey' and 'IT'S WORTH A SHOT.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Shots! Shots! Shots!

$28.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.  Distressed shot glass measures approximately 2.5" x 2.5". "You're my shot of whiskey" sentiment meaures approximately .75" x 2.25". "It's worth a shot" sentiiment...