Over the Hill

Somebody is officially over the hill, so make them laugh about it. This collection gathers Unity's cheekiest milestone-birthday red rubber stamps, from "not old, just vintage" to "aging like fine wine," made for anyone turning 40, 50, 60 and beyond.

Pair a snarky one-liner with a cake, a candle or a wine glass and you have a birthday card that lands the joke. Every stamp is deeply etched red rubber, made in the USA, and ready to give the guest of honor a good-natured hard time.

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KOMpanion stamp sheet showing three sketched cocktails, a tall cut glass highball with lemon, a stemless glass with peach slices and herbs, and a champagne flute with berries, beside sentiments reading Cheers fancy pants!, Another year older. Better make it a double. and You bring the gossip, I'll bring the garnish.

Boozy & Bougie

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Fancy with a fizz. Boozy & Bougie toasts birthdays, promotions, and Friday-finally moments with champagne-level sass for your most fabulous friends. Raise a glass to more drink-themed stamps.You are...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a glamorous vintage woman in a full-skirted dress presenting a lit birthday cake, beside sentiments reading 'Honestly? You're aging better than I expected' and 'Hope your birthday is as dramatic as you are'.

Unity Stamp

Dramatics

$32.00
$32.00
$12.80
A 1950s pin-up in a full-skirted dress and pearls presents a layered cake with five lit candles, chin tilted, entirely aware of how good she looks doing it. The shading is fine and dense, closer to a...
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Still Kickin' red rubber stamp sheet: a funny party-hatted donkey with 'Well, look who keeps on GETTIN OLDER,' 'Good luck blowing out all those candles' and 'Older, wiser, & still kickin'.'

Still Kickin'

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Nothing but a donkey’s face, filling the panel from ear to muzzle, wearing a lopsided party hat with a pom on top and looking thoroughly unimpressed about the whole thing. The heavy-lidded eyes and...
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Yearly Fire Hazard red rubber stamp sheet: a startled chicken beside a towering candle-covered cake with 'Your birthday cake is becoming a FIRE HAZARD' and 'You've clearly had a few birthdays.'

Yearly Fire Hazard

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
An over-the-hill birthday card that does the roast for you. A wide-eyed chicken in a party hat stands beside a four-tier cake with so many candles the top has disappeared under them. “Your birthday...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy, thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a balloon string beside a round balloon outline, plus the snarky sentiment 'Hey attention seeker. It's finally your special day'.

Unity Stamp

Already Old

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
A thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a birthday balloon, for the friend whose age is officially none of anyone’s business. Snarky birthday cards, delivered. Celebrate (reluctantly) with more...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a line-drawn woman seen from behind, hair in a messy bun, a wine glass in one hand and a peace sign in the other, plus sentiments reading 'Menopause. No filters. No apologies' and 'You need a refill'.

Unity Stamp

Hot Flash Happy Hour

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Who else is aging like fine wine and pouring accordingly? This woman is drawn from behind, hair in a messy bun, oversized sweater slipping off one shoulder, a glass of wine raised in one hand and a...
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The Vintage to Antique KOMpanion red rubber stamp set: line-art of a sassy older lady with a little dog and the sentiments 'Christmas cheer? Haven't felt that in years', 'Your gift is my presence, you're welcome', 'Life's short. Lower your expectations' and 'Congrats. You've officially upgraded from vintage to antique'.

Vintage to Antique

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
A small, sharp-eyed woman in a long coat, big glasses and a permanent frown stands with her handbag in one hand and a tiny scowling dog at her feet. Vintage to Antique is the birthday and Christmas...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with two chickens in party hats holding balloons and a gift, carrying 'Let's party like we don't need naps.' and 'YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT NEEDS IRONING'.

Unity Stamp

Still Peckin' Fabulous

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Two party-hatted chickens, one holding a wrapped present and the other balancing a cake with lit candles, each with a balloon on a string. The birds stamp separately, so you can use one for a small...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a bespectacled girl in a party hat and tutu beside a tall candle covered cake, with 'You're an eternal sparkle in a mortal disguise.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Mortal Sparkle

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
“You’re not old, you’re vintage fabulous.” A tutu-clad birthday queen beside a towering cake brings glitter, sass, and zero apologies to funny birthday cards. Celebrate with more birthday stamps...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with two older women in sun hats and sunglasses sharing wine at a table, carrying 'WE'RE THE COOL KIDS OF THE GOLDEN YEARS.' and 'We're not old... We're just chronologically enhanced!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Chronologically Enhanced

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
“We’re not old... We’re just chronologically enhanced!” is the punchline, and the two women delivering it are clearly having a better afternoon than anyone else. Angie Blom drew them laughing in...
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What the Cluck?! red rubber stamp sheet from Unity Stamp Co: a wide-eyed hen in round glasses with a polka-dot hair bow, beside the sentiments 'What the cluck?!', 'Plot twist.' and 'You're how old?'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

What the Cluck?!

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
This kit contains 5 stamps.  Chicken measures approximately 2.5" x 3.25". "What the cluck?!" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2". "You're how old?" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing two older women with big hair raising drinks together, carrying 'Ladies Night!' and 'Young at Heart. SLIGHTLY OLDER IN OTHER PLACES.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Nutty Ol' Broads

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Who is the friend you fully intend to grow old disgracefully with? This set draws the two of you already there: a pair of laughing older women with sky-high teased hair, round glasses and oversized...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with an older gentleman in a flat cap and plaid trousers walking a small dog, beside 'NOBODY loves life LIKE AN OLD MAN.' and 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD FRIEND'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Ol' Friend

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Who says the old man birthday card has to be grumpy? This ol’ friend stands in a flat cap, round glasses, suspenders and plaid trousers with his hands in his pockets, grinning, while a small terrier...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing three women in wide sun hats sitting together on a bench from behind, with 'Cheers To Being A Golden Girl' and 'We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous!'

Angie Blom

Shoreline Friendship

$26.00
$26.00
$10.40
Angie Blom drew three friends from behind, shoulder to shoulder on a bench in the sand, each under a different wide sun hat with a drink in hand. One wears a striped hat, one a polka dot sundress,...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a wide front view of a classic muscle car, carrying 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, vintage style!' and 'They don't make 'em like you anymore!'

Jessica Pickeral

Keepin It Classy

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
A guy birthday set built around a car: the wide front end of a classic muscle car, headlights and grille head-on, drawn by Jessica Pickeral in a solid high-contrast style that stamps clean in black...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a frothy beer mug and birthday sentiments including 'ANOTHER BEER OLDER' and 'A COLD ONE. FOR THE OLD ONE.'

Unity Stamp

A Cold One

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
“A cold one. For the old one.” That line is the reason most people pick up this set, and it comes with a glass mug of beer to match, drawn in fine stipple with foam spilling over the rim. Three more...