Over the Hill

Somebody is officially over the hill, so make them laugh about it. This collection gathers Unity's cheekiest milestone-birthday red rubber stamps, from "not old, just vintage" to "aging like fine wine," made for anyone turning 40, 50, 60 and beyond.

Pair a snarky one-liner with a cake, a candle or a wine glass and you have a birthday card that lands the joke. Every stamp is deeply etched red rubber, made in the USA, and ready to give the guest of honor a good-natured hard time.

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Boozy & Bougie

Boozy & Bougie

$29.00
Fancy with a fizz. Boozy & Bougie toasts birthdays, promotions, and Friday-finally moments with champagne-level sass for your most fabulous friends. Raise a glass to more drink-themed stamps.You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this...
Line-art stamp of a glamorous vintage woman presenting a birthday cake with the snarky sentiments 'Honestly? You're aging better than I expected.', 'Go ahead. Make it about you.' and 'Hope your birthday is as dramatic as you are.'

Unity Stamp

Dramatics

$32.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes five beautifully...
Still Kickin' red rubber stamp sheet: a funny party-hatted giraffe with 'Well, look who keeps on GETTIN OLDER,' 'Good luck blowing out all those candles' and 'Older, wiser, & still kickin'.'

Still Kickin'

$29.00
You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit of the Month. Each...
The Already Old red rubber stamp set — a scruffy, unimpressed bird holding a balloon with snarky birthday sentiments like 'you're not getting old... you are already old.'

Unity Stamp

Already Old

$29.00
A thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a birthday balloon — for the friend whose age is officially none of anyone’s business. Snarky birthday cards, delivered. Celebrate (reluctantly) with more birthday stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set...
Unity Stamp Co red rubber stamp set showing a fabulous older woman in a tutu and party hat beside a tall birthday cake, with sentiments like 'You're not old, you're vintage fabulous.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Mortal Sparkle

$29.00
“You’re not old, you’re vintage fabulous.” A tutu-clad birthday queen beside a towering cake brings glitter, sass, and zero apologies to funny birthday cards. Celebrate with more birthday stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set...
Black-and-white Chronologically Enhanced stamp set: two sun-hat ladies with wine, 'We're the cool kids of the golden years.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Chronologically Enhanced

$28.00
Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 5 stamps.   Mature ladies measure approximately   "We're the cool kids of the golden years" sentiment measures approximately "We're not old...We're just chronologically enhanced" sentiment...
The Nutty Ol' Broads red rubber stamp set: two sassy grannies with beer mugs and sentiments like 'Cheers to Beer!' and 'Ladies Night!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Nutty Ol' Broads

$28.00
This kit contains 5 stamps.  Sassy old ladies drinking measures approximately 2.5" x 3". "Cheers to Beer! Just wish we could still hear" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2.5". "Young at heart Slightly older in other places" sentiment measures...
The Ol' Friend red rubber stamp set shown as line art: an old man in a cap with his dog and funny birthday sentiments for older-guy cards.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Ol' Friend

$29.00
This kit contains 4 stamps.  Old man with dog measures approximately 2.5" x 3.75". "Happy birthday, old friend" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.75". "Not to brag or anything but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it" sentiment...
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Line-art stamp of wine bottles and glasses with humor lines like 'age gets better with wine' and 'it's not drinking alone if your dog is home.'

Angie Blom

Age Gets Better with Wine

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 8 stamps. Bottle measures approximately 1" x 3.5". Goblet measures approximately 1.25" x 1.5". Stem glass measures approximately 1.25" x 2.75". Cork measures approximately .5" x 1". "it's not drinking alone...
Shoreline Friendship stamp set: three girlfriends in sun hats sitting on a bench with 'Cheers to being a golden girl' and 'We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous!'

Angie Blom

Shoreline Friendship

$26.00
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  3 girls sitting together measure approximately 2.5" x 3". "Cheers to being a golden girl" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 3.25". "We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous"...
Line-art stamp of a front-view vintage muscle car with 'Old is the NEW COOL' and 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, vintage style.'

Jessica Pickeral

Keepin It Classy

$28.00
Created by Jessica Pickeral.  This kit contains 6 stamps.  Car front measures approximately 1.75" x 3.75". "To that guy who always keeps it classy" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 3.5". "Happy Birthday, vintage style" sentiment...