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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Red rubber stamp sheet of snarky cat themed sentiments with a thought bubble, including 'I LOVE DOING NOTHING WITH YOU.' and 'TO ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE I CAN TOLERATE.'

Unity Stamp

Snarky Cat Thoughts

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Twelve sentiments and one empty thought bubble, which is the whole trick: stamp the bubble over any cat image you own and give it a snarky cat thought. The safe ones are “I love doing nothing with...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a dense border of poppies, seed heads and berry stems, alongside 'When you can't look at the bright side, I will be with you in the dark.'

Angie Blom

Wonderful Like Us

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  Fall foliage measures approximately  "When you can't look at the bright side, I will be with you in the dark" sentiment measures...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a round Santa in a plaid coat and fur-trimmed hat cradling a snowflake mug, beside punny sentiments reading 'Java Merry Christmas', 'Have a cup of cheer' and 'and a latte fun in the new year'.

Jeanie Hays

Latte Santa

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Santa measures approximately 3.5" x 4.5". "Java Merry Christmas" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1.25". "Have a cup of cheer" sentiment...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a broad bellied Santa in profile, hands behind his back, beside 'HE KNOWS if you've BEEN BAD OR GOOD...' and 'I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING ON YOUR LIST.'

Jeanie Hays

The List Guy

$31.00
$31.00
$12.40
Santa from the shoulders up, in profile, with a beard drawn in long curling lines that fill most of the stamp, and a belt buckle at the bottom edge. Jeanie Hays’ The List Guy is a Christmas card for...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a martini glass garnished with eyeball olives, a spider on a thread and a corner spiderweb, beside sentiments reading 'cheers witch' and 'here for the boo's'.

Unity Stamp

Spooky Spirits

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
This kit contains 6 stamps. Martini glass with eyeballs measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". Cobweb measure approximately 1.25" x 1.5". Hanging spider measures approximately .5" x 1.5". "eye see...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a dangling tea bag drawn twice, tag and all, beside tea puns reading 'gimme the tea', 'positivitea', 'here for the tea', 'Happy tea' and 'drink me'.

Graciellie Design

Gimme the Tea

$36.00
$36.00
$14.40
Created by Graciellie Designs.  This kit contains 7 stamps. Tea bag measures approximately 2" x 3.75". "Happy tea" sentiment measures approximately .5" x .5". "positivitea" sentiment measures...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing three women in wide sun hats sitting together on a bench from behind, with 'Cheers To Being A Golden Girl' and 'We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous!'

Angie Blom

Shoreline Friendship

$26.00
$26.00
$10.40
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  3 girls sitting together measure approximately 2.5" x 3". "Cheers to being a golden girl" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 3.25". "We're...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with six dogs peeking over an edge, including a shepherd, a basset hound and a bulldog, carrying 'IT'S RUFF WITHOUT YOU.' and 'CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.'

Unity Stamp

Curious Canines

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Eight dogs peeking over an edge, each drawn as its own stamp: a German shepherd, a spaniel, a bulldog, a golden, a hound, a pug, a rottweiler and a scruffy mutt. That means you can stamp the breed...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a plump striped cat sitting beside a balloon, carrying 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' and 'TO THE COOLEST CAT I KNOW.'

Unity Stamp

Feline Funny

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
This kit contains 7 stamps.  Kitty measures approximately 3" x 3.25". Balloon measures approximately .75" x 2". "Happy Birthday" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2.75".    "Your cat doesn't...