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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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The Halloween Cuteness red rubber stamp set: line-art of many tiny Halloween icons - ghosts, cats, candy corn, spiders, a mummy and more - with 'Creepy', 'Boo', 'Happy Halloween', 'Halloween Party', 'Spooky' and 'trick or treat'.

Unity Stamp

Halloween Cuteness

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
  This kit contains 25 stamps.   Voodoo bunny measures approximately .75" x 1.75". Grim reaper measures approximately 1.25" x 1.75". Cat measures approximately .5" x 1". Duo of candy corn measures...
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The Toil and Trouble red rubber stamp set shown as line art: a witch with a cauldron, graveyard and cat with 'toil and trouble' and 'I put a spell on you' sentiments.

Unity Stamp

Toil and Trouble

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
  This kit contains 8 stamps.  Graveyard measures approximately 2.25" x 4". Witch with caldron measures approximately 2.5" x 2.5". Hat measures approximately 1.25" x 2.5". Cat on pumpkin measures...
Stamp sheet for 80's Gnomes: a boy gnome with a boombox and a girl gnome on roller skates with headphones, plus the sentiments 'LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL', 'You're Totally RAD', 'WE GO BACK like 1980' and 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY LETS PARTY LIKE ITS 1989'.

Jeanie Hays

80's Gnomes

$28.00
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 6 stamps.   Girl gnome measures approximately 1.5" x 2.25". Boy gnome measures approximately 1.75" x 2.5". "We go back like 1980" sentiment measures...
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The Pumpkin Spice Please itty bitty red rubber pair by Jeanie Hays: pumpkin with a to-go cup and autumn-leaves sentiment.

Jeanie Hays

Pumpkin Spice Please

$9.89
$9.89
$3.96
A big pumpkin with a curling stem, a to-go coffee cup leaning against it, and a scatter of fall leaves around the base. Jeanie Hays’ Pumpkin Spice Please is a one-image fall set with one script...
Red rubber stamp art of a button-eyed voodoo doll with pins and snarky sentiments like 'I haven't forgotten you'

Unity Stamp

Voodoo Vibes

$29.00
  This kit contains 7 stamps.   Voodoo doll measures approximately  Pin measures approximately Safety pin measures approximately  "Are you pulling my leg?" sentiment measures approximately "thinking...
Float Away red rubber stamp set: a girl lounging on a sprinkled donut pool float holding an umbrella drink, with the sentiments 'Hope your birthday is a SPLASH!', 'Let your troubles float away' and 'Let's chill'

Sandhya Iyer

Float Away

$34.00
  Created by Sandhya Iyer.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Girl on inner tube measures approximately 3.25" x 4". "Let your troubles float away" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.5". "Hope your...
Look Out Beaches red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co, loose inky black line art of a woman from behind in a swimsuit with her hair up, holding a phone out to take a selfie, beside the typewriter style sentiments 'Love Yourself Unconditionally', 'Life's a beach, soak it up!', 'Beach more, worry less' and 'Look out BEACHES, sexyness is coming!'.

Jessica Pickeral

Look Out Beaches

$28.00
  Created by Jessica Pickeral.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Beach girl measures approximately 3.75" x 4.25".   "Love Yourself Unconditionally" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 4".   "Beach...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a long-bodied dachshund standing in the grass and a polka dot bow tie, beside sentiments reading 'Sorry, I was such a weenie', 'Long time... no see' and 'Thinking of you'.

Jeanie Hays

Such a Weenie

$28.00
  Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 5 stamps.  Dachshund measures approximately 2.5" x 3.75".   Bow tie measures approximately .5" x 1". "Sorry, I was such a weenie" sentiment measures...
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Happy Together stamp sheet: a tall iced coffee cup with ice cubes, a straw and a sprinkle donut perched on the lid, with 'We're Just Better Together', 'Friends Forever', 'Happy Together!' and 'A Good Friendship is like the taste of happiness' sentiments

Jeanie Hays

Happy Together

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
  Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 5 stamps.  Iced coffee with donut on top 2" x 4.5".   "We're just better together" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 3.75". "A Good Friendship is...
Stamp sheet showing an open laptop with a large pixel heart filling the screen, beside word stamps reading ctrl-alt-del, let's chat!, virtual hugs, happy Father's Day!, happy birthday! and hey. hi. hello.

Unity Stamp

Virtual Hugs

$28.00
  Created by Lisa Arana.  This kit contains 8 stamps.  Computer measures approximately 2.25" x 2.75". Heart measures approximately 1.25" x 1.25". "Hey. Hi. Hello." sentiment measures approximately ...