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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Hey There Pumpkin red rubber stamp set in black line art: two carved jack-o'-lanterns with a black cat between them, a pumpkin wearing a witch's hat, a cluster of bats, and the sentiments “Hey There Pumpkin!” and “Happy Halloween.” Illustrated by Sandhya Iyer.

Unity Stamp

Hey There Pumpkin

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
  Created by Sandhay Iyer.  This kit contains 6 stamps.  Pumpkins with kitty measure approximately 2.25" x 3.5". Pumpkin with witches hat measures approximately 2" x 2.5.   Bats measure...
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Line-art stamp of several cute cartoon monsters, some one-eyed and furry, with stars, plus sentiments "Happy birthday {you little monster}", "Roar" and "Giant monster hugs."

Unity Stamp

Monster Hugs

$29.00
$29.00
$9.00
    This kit contains 10 stamps.   Monsters measure approximately 1" x 1.25" & 1.25" x 1.25". Stars each measure approximately .5" x .5". Cluster of circles measure approximately .5" x .75". "Giant...
Time to Grow red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co, trailing ivy leaves with the script sentiment "I've learned to stop rushing things that need time to grow."

Sandhya Iyer

Time to Grow

$29.00
  Created by Sandhya Iyer.    This kit contains 3 stamps.  Ivy measures approximately  "I've learned to stop rushing things that need time to grow" sentiment measures approximately  "Don't forget to...
The Just Peachy red rubber stamp — a polka-dot bowl of peaches with 'everything is peachy when I'm with you.'

Unity Stamp

Just Peachy

$9.89
  {from the itty bitty collection}. Created by Jeanie Hays.  This itty bitty contains 2 stamps.   Bowl of peaches measure approximately 1.5" x2.25". "Everything is peachy when I'm with you"...
Outline stamp sheet of a flamingo among tropical fronds with "Stand Tall Stand Out Stay Balanced Dream Big" and "Be A Flamingo."

Unity Stamp

Be a Flamingo

$28.00
  Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Flamingo measures approximately 1.5" x 3.5". Tropical plant measures approximately 2" x 2.25". "Stand Tall Stand Out Stay Balanced Dream Big"...
Red rubber stamp set with a detailed prickly-pear cactus in bloom and sentiments 'Friends like us stick together,' 'Keep going keep growing,' and 'The world is full of cacti but you don't have to sit on them.'

Sandhya Iyer

Stick Together

$29.00
  Created by  Sandhya Iyer.  This kit contains 4 stamps.   Cactus measures approximately 2.5" x .75". "Friends like us stick together" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 2.25". "Keep going keep...
Black and white stamp sheet of a grandpa in a bucket hat and glasses and a grandma with a sun hat and beach bag, with the sentiments 'let the fun begin! (happy retirement),' 'DOING WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT. -RETIRED' and 'The Best is yet to Come.'

Tierra Jackson

Retired

$28.00
  Created by Unity Artista, Tierra Jackson.  Tierra Jackson is a professional illustrator and designer for 25+ years as well as a children’s author and illustrator. You can follow her work...