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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Red rubber stamp sheet for Wooden Sign Add-On: a blank wood-plank sign with a rough frame, plus the sentiments "I'm the gift this Christmas (you're welcome)" and "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year."

Graciellie Design

Wooden Sign Add-On

$34.00
$34.00
$13.60
Created by Graciellie Design.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  Wooden sign measures approximately 2" x 2.5". "I'm the gift this Christmas (you're welcome)" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1.75"...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a floppy eared puppy in an oversized Santa hat, carrying 'SANTA'S HELPER' and 'feliz Navidog'.

Graciellie Design

Feliz Navidog

$34.00
$34.00
$13.60
A floppy-eared puppy in a Santa hat rests its chin on its paws and looks up at you. Graciellie Design’s Feliz Navidog is the Christmas card for dog people, and every sentiment is a dog pun: feliz...
Stamp sheet for Monster Wishes: a big shaggy furry monster in sandals holding a bunch of balloons, and the sentiments 'from: your little monster', 'TO MY WEIRDO', 'MONSTER wishes!' and 'have a SCARY good time'.

Lisa Glanz

Monster Wishes

$28.00
Created by Lisa Glanz.  This kit contains 5 stamps. Monster measures approximately 3" x 3".   "Monster wishes" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1". "have a scary good time" sentiment measures...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a plump little bird in a knit hat perched on a berry branch, carrying 'HEY, cutie!' and 'A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME...'

Unity Stamp

Winter Birdie Swag

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
A round little bird in a pom-pom knit hat sits on a bare branch with berries, drawn in a soft dotted line. Winter Birdie Swag is a winter hello set with three sentiments: Hey, cutie; You’ve got that...
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Fall, That's All stamp sheet: a swirl-patterned acorn, a pumpkin, a pointed witch hat with a dangling spider, a pie slice with whipped cream, an empty banner, and banners reading 'keep your FORK there's PIE', 'HAPPY halloween' and 'FALL that's all'

Ann Corbiere-Scott

Fall, That's All

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Created by Ann Corbiere-Scott.  This kit contains 8 stamps.  Pumpkin measures approximately 1.75" x 2". Witches hat measures approximately 1.5" x 2.5". Piece of pie measures approximately 1.5" x 1...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a little ghost draped in flowers holding a jack o lantern, beside the lowercase script 'hey boo'.

Unity Stamp

Hey, Boo

$9.89
$9.89
$3.96
Hey, Boo is an itty bitty set: a single ghost in a sheet holding a small bouquet in one hand and a jack-o-lantern bucket in the other, with a script hey, boo beside it. At 1.25 by 2.75 inches it is...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a gnome tucked inside a stack of wrapped gifts topped with a bow, a loose ribbon spool below, beside sentiments reading 'Merry Christmas gnomie' and 'Don't open until December 25th'.

Jeanie Hays

December 25th Gnomie

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 4 stamps.   Gnome in present measures approximately 1.75" x 3.5".   "'tis the season to be jolly" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.75".   "Don't...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a reindeer popping out of an open gift box tied with holly and ornaments, beside sentiments reading 'merry Christmas' and 'There's no place like home for the holidays'.

Angie Blom

Here for the Holidays

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.   Reindeer in the present measures approximately 2.5" x 3.25".   "merry Christmas" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.5".   "There's no...
Black and white stamp sheet with a frothy beer mug and the hand-lettered sentiments 'cheers' and 'ale, yeah.'

Ann Corbiere-Scott

Ale, Yeah

$9.89
  {from the itty bitty collection}.  Created by Ann Corbiere-Scott.  This itty bitty contains 3 stamps.  Beer mug measures approximately 1.5" x 1.75".  "ale,yeah" sentiment measures approximately ...
Red rubber stamp sheet for Shell Yeah: conch shells, a scallop shell, a sand dollar, a starfish, a spiral shell and rows of waves, plus the sentiments "Shell Yeah!" and "Let's Shellebrate!"

Unity Stamp

Shell Yeah

$29.00
  This kit contains 12 stamps. Sand dollar measures approximately 1" x 1".  Starfish shell measures approximately 1.25" x 1.25".  Rows of waves measure approximately .5" x 1.75". Shells measure...