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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Cue the Cake red rubber stamp set: a fluffy scruffy cat in a party hat beside a birthday cake, with sentiments 'It is your day to be extra', 'cue the cake', 'Make a wish. Then another' and 'Born to be the center of attention'.

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Cue the Cake

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Enough small talk, cue the cake. A fluffy, party-ready cat beside a birthday cake brings the confetti energy every funny birthday card needs. Party on with more birthday stamps.High-Quality Red...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a big-eyed horse peeking over a rail among daisies, its forelock sticking straight up, beside the sentiment 'Hay, thanks so much'.

Unity Stamp

Neigh There

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A horse leans over a wooden rail with its forelock standing straight up, muzzle down among the daisies and one eye rolled toward you. The head fills the stamp almost edge to edge, which makes it a...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a dachshund in a party hat beside a candlelit cake, carrying 'BIRTHDAY RULE #1: ALWAYS WISH FOR MORE TREATS.' and 'YOU MAKE LIFE A LITTLE SWEETER'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Pawty Law No. 1

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A birthday set built around one dog and one cake. The dachshund wears a polka dot party hat with a pom on top, eyes shut in bliss, nose tipped toward a frosted cake with a single lit candle and...
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The Lovebirds & Oddballs red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a row of quirky, wild-feathered oddball birds, with sentiments including: No birdie loves you like we do.; I miss your face.

Unity Stamp

Lovebirds & Oddballs

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Five scruffy birds stand in a lopsided row, every one a different height and every one staring straight out through enormous round eyes. The tallest has a wiry heart bobbing above its head like an...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a row of four scruffy sour faced cats in different shapes, carrying 'You're stuck with us. Honestly, lucky you' and 'you're loved more than we were willing to admit out loud.'

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The Purr-snickety Crew

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“You’re stuck with us. Honestly, lucky you,” says the sentiment, and the five cats beneath it look like they mean it. The purr-snickety crew runs from a squat square loaf of a cat to a tall skinny...
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Talk of the Coop red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co — a crowd of googly-eyed, wild-feathered hens looking startled — shown on the black-line stamp sheet with sentiment stamps including “You're the talk of the coop” and “Checking in on our favorite hen”.

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Talk of the Coop

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Angie Blom crowds four googly-eyed hens into one cluster, each with a different tuft of head feathers and all of them mid-reaction, as though somebody just walked in on them. The line work is loose...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a glamorous vintage woman in a full-skirted dress presenting a lit birthday cake, beside sentiments reading 'Honestly? You're aging better than I expected' and 'Hope your birthday is as dramatic as you are'.

Unity Stamp

Dramatics

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A 1950s pin-up in a full-skirted dress and pearls presents a layered cake with five lit candles, chin tilted, entirely aware of how good she looks doing it. The shading is fine and dense, closer to a...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a raccoon peering out of an open trash can, carrying 'Straight from the bin with love.' and 'Just a little feral support.'

Unity Stamp

Trash Panda

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High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Still Kickin' red rubber stamp sheet: a funny party-hatted donkey with 'Well, look who keeps on GETTIN OLDER,' 'Good luck blowing out all those candles' and 'Older, wiser, & still kickin'.'

Still Kickin'

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Nothing but a donkey’s face, filling the panel from ear to muzzle, wearing a lopsided party hat with a pom on top and looking thoroughly unimpressed about the whole thing. The heavy-lidded eyes and...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a fluffy chick peeking past a flowered post, alongside 'Sending a card just beak-cause.' and 'Hope all is well at your roost.'

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Just Beak-Cause

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A single wild-feathered chick peers around the edge of a flowered fence post, one eye larger than the other, a butterfly hovering just past its beak. No occasion is attached to any of it, which is...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a deeply skeptical little donkey standing arms crossed among daisies, beside sentiments reading 'Just GRAZING through the drama', 'I have questions' and 'We're gonna need a new plan'.

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Donkey Doubts

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A deeply skeptical little donkey raises an eyebrow at everything, hilarious for teasing birthday cards, doubtful congratulations, and friends who question your life choices (lovingly). Trot over to...
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Little Miss Moo red rubber stamp sheet: a cute calf holding a basket of daisies with 'My udder thanks!,' 'Sending a little moo-d lift,' 'Happy Mudder's Day' and 'You're the best Moother.'

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Little Miss Moo

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A Mother’s Day set for the mom who laughs at puns. Little Miss Moo is a wide-eyed calf with two tufts of hair tied up in bows, spots on her back and a basket of daisies hugged to her chest. The four...
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Yearly Fire Hazard red rubber stamp sheet: a startled chicken beside a towering candle-covered cake with 'Your birthday cake is becoming a FIRE HAZARD' and 'You've clearly had a few birthdays.'

Yearly Fire Hazard

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An over-the-hill birthday card that does the roast for you. A wide-eyed chicken in a party hat stands beside a four-tier cake with so many candles the top has disappeared under them. “Your birthday...
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The Domestic Chaos red rubber stamp — a grumpy fluffy cat beside an overflowing laundry basket with 'today's forecast: piles of everything' and 'just another day in the spin cycle.'

Domestic Chaos

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A grumpy long-haired cat sits beside an overflowing laundry basket with a stray sock draped over its head, unbothered and unimpressed. The sentiments are for the friend whose to-do list is winning:...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a round fuzzy bee in a graduation cap and tassel clutching a rolled diploma, beside sentiments reading 'Buzz-worthy achievement' and 'You did it, honey'.

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Buzz Worthy Grad

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A round, fuzzy bee sits in a mortarboard with the tassel hanging past one antenna, hugging a rolled diploma and grinning like it just got the news. This is the buzz worthy graduation set, and the two...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scowling fluffy cat in a graduation cap holding a diploma, carrying 'LOOK AT YOU... all educated and stuff.' and 'Finally Done. Sheesh.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Sourpuss Scholar

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A graduation card for a graduate who is thoroughly over it. The cat sits in a mortarboard with the tassel swinging, clutching a rolled diploma tied with ribbon, back paws out and expression sour...