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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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The Merry Looky-Loos red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - two long-nosed reindeer with wide eyes and curly antlers leaning around the end of a brick wall, with the sentiment "Caught you being merry."

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The Merry Looky-Loos

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Somebody is watching you wrap. Two reindeer with enormous eyes and antlers that curl like party ribbon lean around the end of a brick wall, one above the other, noses out first and expressions...
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Snowbody's Normal red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a large smiling snowman head with a carrot nose and a plaid scarf, a round fluffy bird in its own scarf perched on top, with the sentiment "Too cold to be normal."

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Snowbody's Normal

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The snowman is mostly face. He fills 3.1 by 3.95 inches with a lopsided grin, a carrot nose, two coal eyes with a glint in them and a chunky plaid scarf bunched under his chin, and a round ball of a...
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Relish the Good Stuff red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a smiling pickle with dots, thin stick arms and legs surrounded by six small hearts, with the sentiment "You've GOT THIS. No big dill."

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Relish the Good Stuff

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What do you send the person having a week? This one is a pickle, literally: a bumpy green cucumber standing 2.1 by 3 inches on two thin legs, tiny closed-eye smile, stick arms out, with six little...
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Joy Pending red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - Artie in a Santa hat and reading glasses, green robe and reindeer slippers, holding a beer with one hand on his hip, with five sentiments including "May your relatives arrive late and leave early."

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Joy Pending

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Is there someone on your list who would happily skip the whole production? Artie is ready for them: Santa hat pulled low, reading glasses on, a beer in one hand and the other on his hip, a green...
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Knit Wits red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a shaggy floppy-eared dog and a wide-eyed fluffy cat sitting side by side wrapped in one long knit scarf, with the sentiments You're my favorite person to annoy. You're stuck with me. and I love you more. Obviously.

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Knit Wits

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Two animals, one scarf, no way out. A shaggy floppy-eared dog and a wide-eyed cat have been wound into the same enormous knit scarf and are making the best of it, which is more or less how the good...
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Holiday Hustle red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a retro 1950s woman in a fur-cuffed coat and full skirt walking in heels behind a tall stack of wrapped and ribboned gifts, with three wry Christmas sentiments including Making spirits BRIGHT is exhausting.

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Holiday Hustle

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She is fine. Everything is fine. A picture-perfect 1950s hostess strides along behind a tower of wrapped gifts, fur cuffs and full skirt and heels, while three sentiments quietly admit what the...
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Bagged & Bothered red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a fluffy wide-eyed cat with a flat, unimpressed expression sitting inside a paper gift bag, with the sentiments Well, the cat's out of the bag, I showed up. That's your gift. and You've got this in the BAG.

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Bagged & Bothered

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The cat is not thrilled about the gift bag situation. All jowls, whiskers and half-lidded contempt, this fluffy heavyweight has folded himself into a paper gift bag and is daring you to say something...
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Witchy Woman red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. Two vintage-engraved 1950s women, one in a buckled witch hat with sparkles at her fingertips and one in pearls holding a large black cat, with the sentiments "God forbid women have hobbies.", "She had every reason not to behave.", "You're my favorite witch to bitch with.", "Some days... you just have to put on the hat to remind them who they're dealing with..." and "for halloween this year, i will be dressing up as somebody pretending to give a damn. boo."

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Witchy Woman

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Two vintage-engraved women who are entirely done pretending. One raises a hand full of sparkles under a buckled hat, the other holds a very large black cat and dares you to say something. The...
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Festive Little Weirdo red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. A furry creature's face with huge round eyes, a wide crooked grin and a long wispy beard, wearing a fur-trimmed Santa hat, with the sentiments "Oh what fun it is to be weird.", "Deck the halls with weirdness." and "May your days be Merry, bright, and slightly Weird."

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Festive Little Weirdo

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Enormous eyes, a truly regrettable beard, and a Santa hat worn with total conviction. He is not here to be cute about it. For everyone whose December cards run a little sideways. And yes, he's...
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Moo-ment by Moo-ment red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. Five shaggy Highland cows with long fringe, curling horns and huge eyes, from the tallest down to a fluffball calf, with the sentiments 'Just a little extra moo-ral support.' and 'You don't need a perfect plan. Just keep moo-ving.'

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Moo-ment by Moo-ment

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Five Highland cows, all fringe and enormous eyes, lined up tallest to smallest like a family portrait nobody quite got ready for. Sincere encouragement with a pun on top, and a calf who is...
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The Usual Suspecks red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. Five wonky, wide-eyed chickens in scratchy pen-and-ink, including a hen in pearls and a polka-dot apron, with the sentiments 'Hey Chickadee' and 'I miss you. Mostly because nobody else appreciates my nonsense.'

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The Usual Suspecks

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Five chickens, zero composure. This set is drawn wonky on purpose. Dinner-plate eyes, topknots at full mast, feather curls flying loose, and one hen in pearls who clearly thinks she’s above all this...
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Cowstume Party red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a shaggy Highland cow wearing a ghost bedsheet costume with cut-out eye holes over its horns, holding a jack-o'-lantern trick-or-treat bucket, with the sentiments "Happy hauntings." and "So SPOOKY-ish!"

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Cowstume Party

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A shaggy Highland cow has thrown a bedsheet over its horns, cut two eye holes, and committed fully. It is the least convincing ghost in the county and it is having the best night of its life. Round...
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Deadpan Devotion red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a grumpy Frankenstein cat in a tattered tuxedo with neck bolts and a stitched forehead beside his Bride of Frankenstein cat in a towering beehive and torn veil, with five deadpan sentiments including "Still looking FRIGHTENINGLY fabulous."

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Deadpan Devotion

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Meet the happy couple. Well, the couple. A Frankenstein cat in a tattered tuxedo and his Bride in a torn veil, both thoroughly over it, still standing there together after all these years. Five...