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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Yellow card with the two fabulous women in leopard and tiger print dresses holding a gift and wine amid confetti, 'I heard there's a party?!'

Unity Stamp

Heard There's a Party?!

$29.00
$29.00
$15.99
Someone said party? They’re already dressed. Two impossibly glamorous gals — one balancing a gift and a glass of wine, one raising a martini with an olive and an eyebrow — bring full sass to every celebration, backed by four...
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Belated-birthday card with a smiling snail beside a tall wrapped gift, over the sentiment 'Consider this your birthday after-party.'

Unity Stamp

Eventually Yours

$29.00
$29.00
$14.99
The card was slow. The snail is not sorry. One gloriously unbothered party snail — droopy party horn, towering gift, heavy-lidded stare — and four belated-birthday punchlines mean this set has a comeback for every card you didn’t mail...
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Card with the brown-and-white grumpy cow on a soft floral background, stamped 'I'm not extra. I'M ABUNDANT.'

Unity Stamp

Abundant Cow

$29.00
$13.99
Meet the queen of zero moo-tivation. Abundant Cow is a deeply-etched red rubber cling stamp set starring one gloriously unbothered cow and four sass-packed sentiments for anyone running on empty: “My face when someone says ‘quick question...
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Two green-striped cards featuring the tired dachshund with the sentiments 'You're allowed to be tired. You've been people-ing.' and 'May today require VERY LITTLE of you.'

Unity Stamp

Ween You've Had Enough

$29.00
$13.99
A tired-but-tender dachshund gets it: some weeks are just long. Two encouraging sentiments make this funny wiener dog stamp set perfect for hang-in-there cards and solidarity mail. Stretch out with more dog rubber stamps.Some days you've just had...
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This Stings funny grumpy bee rubber stamp set with bee puns, by Unity Stamp Co.

Unity Stamp

This Stings

$29.00
$8.99
Resting bee face, activated. This Stings is a deeply-etched red rubber cling stamp set starring one delightfully done-with-it bee and four buzz-worthy puns: “mother buzzer.” “resting bee face.” “hive had enough...
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Self Care Satire

Self Care Satire

$29.00
$29.00
$13.99
You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit of the Month. Each...
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Merry Crisis

Merry Crisis

$29.00
$29.00
$13.99
When the holidays are less “silent night” and more “silent scream” — Merry Crisis brings sarcastic seasonal humor to Christmas cards for the beautifully overwhelmed. Survive the season with more Christmas stamps.You are NOT...
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Set of four black-edged Halloween tags with the colored mummy, bat, skeleton and Frankenstein characters and their spooky sentiments.

The Creepy Peekies

$29.00
$29.00
$13.99
You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit of the Month. Each...
Red rubber stamp sheet: a line-up of five chubby cartoon bees plus the hand-lettered 'Hive Got Your Back' sentiment.

Unity Stamp

Hive Got Your Back

$29.00
Bee-lieve in someone today. Hive Got Your Back stars a quirky hive of buzzing bee friends and the pun-perfect sentiment that says you’re on their team — ideal for encouragement cards, friendship notes, and any-day “you’ve got...
Line-art stamp of a grumpy cat burrowed in a blanket with tissues, sentiment 'you look like you need soup, naps, and everyone to leave you alone.'

Unity Stamp

Leave Me Alone

$29.00
For the friend who hates being fussed over. A grumpy cat burrowed into its blankets makes the perfect funny get-well card — laughs instead of sappy sentiments for your favorite introvert on a sick day. Browse more cat rubber stamps for the whole...
Cabana Critics

Cabana Critics

$29.00
You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit of the Month. Each...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with an older gentleman mid golf swing in a plaid shirt, surrounded by golf-humor sentiments including 'Swingin' through retirement,' 'Mulligans are a given at your age,' 'Have a TEE-RIFIC Father's Day' and 'LET'S PAR-TEE!'

Unity Stamp

Mulligan

$29.00
$29.00
$19.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes six beautifully...
Cue the Cake

Unity Stamp

Cue the Cake

$29.00
Enough small talk — cue the cake. A fluffy, party-ready cat beside a birthday cake brings the confetti energy every funny birthday card needs. Party on with more birthday stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co...
Line-art stamp sheet of a wide-eyed shaggy horse peeking over daisies with 'Hay, thanks so much.' and 'Just wanted to say... neigh.'

Unity Stamp

Neigh There

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes three beautifully...
Pawty Law No. 1 red rubber stamp set in line art: a dachshund in a party hat sitting beside a slice of cake with a lit candle, plus the sentiments “BIRTHDAY RULE #1: ALWAYS WISH FOR MORE TREATS,” “LETS PAWS & celebrate!” and “Happy Birthday, YOU MAKE LIFE SWEETER.”

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Pawty Law No. 1

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes four beautifully...