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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Red rubber stamp set with two glamorous curly-haired women in cocktail dresses holding a gift with wine and a martini, with sassy sentiments including Cheers to another year of being fabulous and Another year hotter. Obviously.

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Heard There's a Party?!

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Someone said party? They’re already dressed. Two impossibly glamorous gals, one balancing a gift and a glass of wine, one raising a martini with an olive and an eyebrow, bring full sass to every...

Red rubber stamp set with a deadpan snail blowing a party horn beside a tall wrapped gift, with four funny belated birthday sentiments including I'm late. Again. At least I'm consistent.

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Eventually Yours

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

The card was slow. The snail is not sorry. One gloriously unbothered party snail, droopy party horn, towering gift, heavy-lidded stare, and four belated-birthday punchlines mean this set has a...

Red rubber stamp set line art: a huddle of wide-eyed cats playing ghost among wildflowers, with the sentiments 'Scaredy Cats Club.' and 'A little boo from our crew.'

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Scaredy Cats Club

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

The cutest crew to ever cry “boo”, a huddle of wide-eyed cats playing ghost among the wildflowers, with playful spooky sentiments for Halloween cards that charm instead of chill. Join the club with...

Red rubber stamp set line art: a fuzzy long-legged spider dangling from a thread beside a spiderweb, with the sentiments 'Spinning spooky wishes.', 'You hanging in there?', and 'Eek or Treat!'

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Hangin' with my Spookies

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

One enormous fuzzy spider hangs from a single thread, all legs and eyes, looking more startled than scary. Hangin’ with my Spookies is a Halloween spider stamp for people who want cute-creepy rather...

Red rubber stamp set line art: a big grumpy sitting cow with four sassy sentiments including 'I'm not extra. I'M ABUNDANT.' and 'ZERO MOO-TIVATION.'

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Abundant Cow

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

A very round, very tired cow sits flat on the ground with legs splayed, a tuft of hair between its horns and heavy-lidded eyes that have seen enough. The sentiments are the cow’s inner monologue:...

Red rubber stamp set line art: a droopy-eyed dachshund sitting, with the sentiments 'You're allowed to be tired. You've been people-ing.' and 'May today require VERY LITTLE of you.'

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Ween You've Had Enough

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

A tired-but-tender dachshund gets it: some weeks are just long. Two encouraging sentiments make this funny wiener dog stamp set perfect for hang-in-there cards and solidarity mail. Stretch out with...

This Stings funny grumpy bee rubber stamp set with bee puns, by Unity Stamp Co.

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This Stings

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Resting bee face, activated. This Stings is a deeply-etched red rubber cling stamp set starring one delightfully done-with-it bee and four buzz-worthy puns: “mother buzzer.” “resting bee face...

Red rubber stamp sheet: a grumpy cat in a towel turban and robe with 'Today's agenda: rest, hydrate, cancel everything' and 'Sending calm thoughts and permission to ignore everyone'.

Self Care Satire

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

A get-well and thinking-of-you set for people who are not in the mood to be cheered up. The cat sits wrapped in a towel turban and a robe, half-lidded and deeply unconvinced, with soap bubbles...

Black-and-white red rubber stamp sheet: three cartoon chickens dressed as a mummy, a ghost and Frankenstein's monster, with 'The coop is haunted. Act natural,' 'Cluck or treat!' and 'Fowl things are happening.'

The Coop is Haunted

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Something’s clucking in the dark… This spooky-fun haunted chicken coop scene hatches Halloween cards with barnyard personality, equal parts eek and egg. Scare up more Halloween stamps.You are NOT...

Red rubber stamp sheet: a chubby Santa and reindeer with the sentiment 'When WHAT to my wondering eyes did appear, but TEN EXTRA LBS on my thighs & my rear' and 'Merry Crisis'.

Merry Crisis

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

When the holidays are less “silent night” and more “silent scream”. Merry Crisis brings sarcastic seasonal humor to Christmas cards for the beautifully overwhelmed. Survive the season with more...

The Creepy Peekies red rubber stamp sheet: peeking mummy, bat, ghost and skeleton characters with 'Just creeping in under wraps,' 'you're a treat,' 'Doing a Halloween fly by' and 'Shake, rattle, and boo.'

The Creepy Peekies

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Four little monsters peek around corners with the same huge, worried eyes: a mummy trailing bandages, a green stitched-up guy with grass-tuft hair, a bat clinging to a post, and a skeleton with a...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a pampered cat in oversized sunglasses and a headband lounging on a polka dot chaise, beside sentiments reading 'You deserve to be pam-purred' and 'Take a little meow-time'.

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Pam-Purr Yourself

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Permission to do absolutely nothing, granted. A pampered kitty lounging in full self-care mode headlines this cat stamp set, perfect for spa-day cards, treat-yourself notes, and encouragement with a...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a line of five round little bees, beside the banner lettering 'Hive GOT YOUR Back'.

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Hive Got Your Back

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Bee-lieve in someone today. Hive Got Your Back stars a quirky hive of buzzing bee friends and the pun-perfect sentiment that says you’re on their team, ideal for encouragement cards, friendship...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a shy little ghost in a daisy crown peeking through tall grass and wildflowers, beside sweet Halloween sentiments reading 'A little sunshine for your spirit' and 'You're boo-tifully kind'.

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Daisy Boo-ho

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

A shy little ghost peeking out from a daisy. Halloween cards that are more sweet than spooky. Stamp her among wildflowers for autumn birthdays, hello-fall notes, and gentle boo-tiful hellos. Float...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a fluffy cat wrapped in a blanket holding a mug beside a tissue box, carrying 'Pretty sure you're fakin' it.' and 'You look like you need soup, naps, and everyone to leave you alone.'

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Leave Me Alone

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

For the friend who hates being fussed over. A grumpy cat burrowed into its blankets makes the perfect funny get-well card, laughs instead of sappy sentiments for your favorite introvert on a sick day...

KOMpanion stamp sheet showing three sketched cocktails, a tall cut glass highball with lemon, a stemless glass with peach slices and herbs, and a champagne flute with berries, beside sentiments reading Cheers fancy pants!, Another year older. Better make it a double. and You bring the gossip, I'll bring the garnish.

Boozy & Bougie

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Fancy with a fizz. Boozy & Bougie toasts birthdays, promotions, and Friday-finally moments with champagne-level sass for your most fabulous friends. Raise a glass to more drink-themed stamps.You are...

Cabana Critics red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co — two sassy grannies in swimsuits and pool floats with sunglasses at the beach — shown on the black-line stamp sheet with sentiment stamps including “We came. We floated. We judged.” and “Too fabulous to behave.”.

Cabana Critics

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

“We came. We floated. We judged.” is the thesis, and the art delivers it. Two grannies stand shoulder to shoulder in swimsuits and enormous sunglasses, one in a floral suit raising a drink, both...

Red rubber stamp sheet with an older gentleman mid golf swing in a plaid shirt, surrounded by golf-humor sentiments including 'Swingin' through retirement,' 'Mulligans are a given at your age,' 'Have a TEE-RIFIC Father's Day' and 'LET'S PAR-TEE!'

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Mulligan

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Which retiree in your life has already booked the tee time? This gentleman is caught at the top of his swing, wild hair and mustache, plaid shirt and pleated trousers, with a frog watching from the...