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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

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Knit Wits red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a shaggy floppy-eared dog and a wide-eyed fluffy cat sitting side by side wrapped in one long knit scarf, with the sentiments You're my favorite person to annoy. You're stuck with me. and I love you more. Obviously.

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Knit Wits

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$15.99
Two animals, one scarf, no way out. A shaggy floppy-eared dog and a wide-eyed cat have been wound into the same enormous knit scarf and are making the best of it, which is more or less how the good...
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Holiday Hustle

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Holiday Hustle

$29.00
$29.00
$15.99
She is fine. Everything is fine. A picture-perfect 1950s hostess strides along behind a tower of wrapped gifts, fur cuffs and full skirt and heels, while three sentiments quietly admit what the...
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Bagged & Bothered red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a fluffy wide-eyed cat with a flat, unimpressed expression sitting inside a paper gift bag, with the sentiments Well, the cat's out of the bag, I showed up. That's your gift. and You've got this in the BAG.

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Bagged & Bothered

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$15.99
The cat is not thrilled about the gift bag situation. All jowls, whiskers and half-lidded contempt, this fluffy heavyweight has folded himself into a paper gift bag and is daring you to say something...
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Witchy Woman red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. Two vintage-engraved 1950s women, one in a buckled witch hat with sparkles at her fingertips and one in pearls holding a large black cat, with the sentiments "God forbid women have hobbies.", "She had every reason not to behave.", "You're my favorite witch to bitch with.", "Some days... you just have to put on the hat to remind them who they're dealing with..." and "for halloween this year, i will be dressing up as somebody pretending to give a damn. boo."

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Witchy Woman

$29.00
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$16.99
Two vintage-engraved women who are entirely done pretending. One raises a hand full of sparkles under a buckled hat, the other holds a very large black cat and dares you to say something. The...
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The Usual Suspecks red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. Five wonky, wide-eyed chickens in scratchy pen-and-ink, including a hen in pearls and a polka-dot apron, with the sentiments 'Hey Chickadee' and 'I miss you. Mostly because nobody else appreciates my nonsense.'

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The Usual Suspecks

$29.00
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$10.00
Five chickens, zero composure. This set is drawn wonky on purpose. Dinner-plate eyes, topknots at full mast, feather curls flying loose, and one hen in pearls who clearly thinks she’s above all this...
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Cowstume Party red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a shaggy Highland cow wearing a ghost bedsheet costume with cut-out eye holes over its horns, holding a jack-o'-lantern trick-or-treat bucket, with the sentiments "Happy hauntings." and "So SPOOKY-ish!"

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Cowstume Party

$29.00
$11.60
A shaggy Highland cow has thrown a bedsheet over its horns, cut two eye holes, and committed fully. It is the least convincing ghost in the county and it is having the best night of its life. Round...