“Nine lives, zero resolutions.” The New Year’s Pissy Kitty has had her fur set in tight party curls, with a feather and a flower clipped in above one ear, and she is glaring past a full champagne...

Built for the family Christmas you actually have, not the one on TV, Arlene is 2.55 by 3.7 inches of holiday resentment: curls tied up in a holly bandana, striped sleeves and tights, an apron...