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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy, thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a balloon string beside a round balloon outline, plus the snarky sentiment 'Hey attention seeker. It's finally your special day'.

Unity Stamp

Already Old

$29.00
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$11.60
A thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a birthday balloon, for the friend whose age is officially none of anyone’s business. Snarky birthday cards, delivered. Celebrate (reluctantly) with more...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a shaggy big eyed weirdo character, beside 'Aging is weird. You're doing great.' and 'You're my kind of weird'.

Unity Stamp

Little Weirdo

$29.00
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$11.60
What do you send the friend who would find a tasteful floral insulting? This one is a little weirdo in the most literal sense, a shaggy long-necked creature with two enormous mismatched eyes and a...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scowling fluffy cat wearing an oversized buckled leprechaun hat above a bank of shamrocks, beside sarcastic sentiments reading 'Oh lucky you' and 'You think you're lucky? That's cute'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Zero Luck Given

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$11.60
The St. Patrick’s Day card for people who do not do St. Patrick’s Day. A scowling long-haired cat wears an oversized buckled leprechaun hat above a bank of shamrocks, with a small four-leaf clover as...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a line-drawn woman seen from behind, hair in a messy bun, a wine glass in one hand and a peace sign in the other, plus sentiments reading 'Menopause. No filters. No apologies' and 'You need a refill'.

Unity Stamp

Hot Flash Happy Hour

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Who else is aging like fine wine and pouring accordingly? This woman is drawn from behind, hair in a messy bun, oversized sweater slipping off one shoulder, a glass of wine raised in one hand and a...
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Stamp sheet for Leg Day Pissy Kitty: a scowling cat in a headband and striped leg warmers on her back with one leg raised, plus the sentiments 'This is my cheat year.', 'Work it, girl!', 'Believe in yourself. Or fake it real hard.', 'If sweating to the oldies made me skinny I'd be a super model by now.' and 'January me had big plans... for about a week.'

Lisa Arana

Leg Day Pissy Kitty

$29.00
$11.60
January me had big plans... for about a week. Leg Day Pissy Kitty is the New Year’s resolution card: the Pissy Kitty on her back in a headband and striped leg warmers, one leg in the air, scowling...
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Stamp sheet for Cupid Pissy Kitty: a scowling winged cat drawing a bow and arrow, with the sentiments 'Happy Valentine's Day. Let's not make it weird.', 'Damn Cupid. Guess I love you now.', 'I THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE!' and 'I LOVE YOU. I'm not saying it louder.'

Lisa Arana

Cupid Pissy Kitty

$29.00
$11.60
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet of bold typeset sentiments in mixed stencil and typewriter faces, including 'Legends don't quit. They just take really long breaks' and 'I'd say 'stay out of trouble', but we both know how that goes'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Snarky Man of the Woods

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$11.60
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy terrier in a party hat holding a balloon, carrying 'You survived another year of bad decisions.' and 'You may be too old for this level of fun.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Party Pup

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A shaggy terrier slumps in an armchair under a party hat, balloon string in paw and eyelids so heavy the party clearly got the better of him. Lisa Arana drew this party pup with a party horn dropped...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a long legged cricket mid stride, carrying 'I'm one leg twitch away from a full meltdown.' and 'That's it. I'm starting a plague.'

Unity Stamp

Starting a Plague

$29.00
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$11.60
One snarky locust, three bold sentiments, endless comedic potential. This quirky grasshopper stamp set swarms birthday cards, teasing notes, and any occasion that calls for weird-in-the-best-way...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a big-haired, thoroughly unamused hen standing her ground, beside sassy sentiments reading 'You're my favorite problem', 'I'm not bossy. I just have much better ideas' and 'Not today, cluckers'.

Unity Stamp

Karen's Coop

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$11.60
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a shaggy wide-eyed dog bundled in a pom-pom beanie and striped scarf, beside sentiments reading 'I used to be fun...before winter happened' and 'Winter: the season that tests my personality'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Chilled to the Bone

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$12.80
I used to be fun... before winter happened. A shaggy, long-eared dog sits in a knit hat and striped scarf with the thousand-yard stare of someone who has just come in from shoveling. Chilled to the...
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Red rubber stamp sheet of nine tongue in cheek New Year sentiments in mixed typefaces, including "MAY YOUR NEW YEAR BE AS STABLE AS MY MENTAL HEALTH. {good luck}", "let's just wing it again." and "NEW YEAR... new questionable life choices."

Unity Stamp

Snarky New Year

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$11.60
New year? Yes, please. Snarky New Year is a sentiments-only set for the January card, and every line is for people who have stopped pretending: May your new year be as stable as my mental health...
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Furmidable Love red rubber stamp set: a quirky older lady in big round glasses puckering up to kiss her cat, with sentiments 'You're my favorite human. Don't tell the cat', 'You are my favorite {crazy cat lady}', 'Just a little reminder: YOU ARE SO LOVED' and 'Thanks for being the person I can always cat-ch up with'.

Unity Stamp

Furmidable Love

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$12.40
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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The Vintage to Antique KOMpanion red rubber stamp set: line-art of a sassy older lady with a little dog and the sentiments 'Christmas cheer? Haven't felt that in years', 'Your gift is my presence, you're welcome', 'Life's short. Lower your expectations' and 'Congrats. You've officially upgraded from vintage to antique'.

Vintage to Antique

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A small, sharp-eyed woman in a long coat, big glasses and a permanent frown stands with her handbag in one hand and a tiny scowling dog at her feet. Vintage to Antique is the birthday and Christmas...