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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with a round Santa in a plaid coat and fur-trimmed hat cradling a snowflake mug, beside punny sentiments reading 'Java Merry Christmas', 'Have a cup of cheer' and 'and a latte fun in the new year'.

Jeanie Hays

Latte Santa

MSRP: $26.00

Was: $28.00

Now: $10.92

Created by Jeanie Hays. This kit contains 4 stamps. Santa measures approximately 3.5" x 4.5". "Java Merry Christmas" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1.25". "Have a cup of cheer" sentiment...

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Jeanie Hays

The List Guy

MSRP: $26.00

Was: $31.00

Now: $12.09

Santa from the shoulders up, in profile, with a beard drawn in long curling lines that fill most of the stamp, and a belt buckle at the bottom edge. Jeanie Hays’ The List Guy is a Christmas card for...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a martini glass garnished with eyeball olives, a spider on a thread and a corner spiderweb, beside sentiments reading 'cheers witch' and 'here for the boo's'.

Unity Stamp

Spooky Spirits

MSRP: $28.00

Was: $28.00

Now: $11.20

This kit contains 6 stamps. Martini glass with eyeballs measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". Cobweb measure approximately 1.25" x 1.5". Hanging spider measures approximately .5" x 1.5". "eye see...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a floppy eared puppy in an oversized Santa hat, carrying 'SANTA'S HELPER' and 'feliz Navidog'.

Graciellie Design

Feliz Navidog

MSRP: $34.00

Was: $34.00

Now: $13.26

A floppy-eared puppy in a Santa hat rests its chin on its paws and looks up at you. Graciellie Design’s Feliz Navidog is the Christmas card for dog people, and every sentiment is a dog pun: feliz...

Monster Wishes

Lisa Glanz

Monster Wishes

MSRP: $28.00

Was: $28.00

Now: $11.20

Created by Lisa Glanz. This kit contains 5 stamps. Monster measures approximately 3" x 3". "Monster wishes" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1". "have a scary good time" sentiment measures...

Fall, That's All

Ann Corbiere-Scott

Fall, That's All

MSRP: $28.00

Was: $28.00

Now: $11.20

Created by Ann Corbiere-Scott. This kit contains 8 stamps. Pumpkin measures approximately 1.75" x 2". Witches hat measures approximately 1.5" x 2.5". Piece of pie measures approximately 1.5" x 1...

Red rubber stamp sheet showing a little ghost draped in flowers holding a jack o lantern, beside the lowercase script 'hey boo'.

Unity Stamp

Hey, Boo

MSRP: $7.89

Was: $9.89

Now: $3.96

Hey, Boo is an itty bitty set: a single ghost in a sheet holding a small bouquet in one hand and a jack-o-lantern bucket in the other, with a script hey, boo beside it. At 1.25 by 2.75 inches it is...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a gnome tucked inside a stack of wrapped gifts topped with a bow, a loose ribbon spool below, beside sentiments reading 'Merry Christmas gnomie' and 'Don't open until December 25th'.

Jeanie Hays

December 25th Gnomie

MSRP: $28.00

Was: $28.00

Now: $10.92

Created by Jeanie Hays. This kit contains 4 stamps. Gnome in present measures approximately 1.75" x 3.5". "'tis the season to be jolly" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.75". "Don't...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a reindeer popping out of an open gift box tied with holly and ornaments, beside sentiments reading 'merry Christmas' and 'There's no place like home for the holidays'.

Angie Blom

Here for the Holidays

MSRP: $26.00

Was: $28.00

Now: $10.92

Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 3 stamps. Reindeer in the present measures approximately 2.5" x 3.25". "merry Christmas" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.5". "There's no...

Black and white stamp sheet with a frothy beer mug and the hand-lettered sentiments 'cheers' and 'ale, yeah.'

Ann Corbiere-Scott

Ale, Yeah

$9.89

{from the itty bitty collection}. Created by Ann Corbiere-Scott. This itty bitty contains 3 stamps. Beer mug measures approximately 1.5" x 1.75". "ale,yeah" sentiment measures approximately ...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a heavy lidded owl cradling a mug, beside the brush lettered 'JUST A RAY OF SUNSHINE'.

Unity Stamp

Ray of Sunshine

$9.89

{from the itty bitty collection}. This itty bitty contains 2 stamps. Owl measures approximately 1.5" x 1.75". "just a ray of sunshine" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1.25"...

Red rubber stamp sheet: dachshunds in lights, antlers, and hat with five punny Christmas sentiments including 'Deck the paws'

Angie Blom

Whit's Weenies

MSRP: $26.00

Was: $28.00

Now: $11.20

Three dachshunds doing Christmas: one draped in a string of lights with a sprig of holly in its mouth, one in a knit hat and sweater leaping through snow, one in reindeer antlers with a glowing red...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a slim planner girl in a jacket holding a coffee cup, beside the script 'Coffee: a liquid hug for your Brain'.

Unity Stamp

Planner Gal: Liquid Hug

$9.89

{from the itty bitty collection}. Created by Angie Blom. Planner gal measures approximately 1.25" x 2.75". "Coffee a liquid hug for your brain" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1.25"...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a planner grandma in an apron carrying a fresh pie, beside the flourished script 'made with Love'.

Unity Stamp

Planner Gal: Grandma Made It

$9.89

{from the itty bitty collection}. Created by Angie Blom. Planner gal measures approximately 2.25" x 2.5". "made with love" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1". High-Quality Red Rubber...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a tall fashion figure in a wide brim hat and scarf, beside the flourished script 'Get your Jingle on'.

Unity Stamp

Planner Gal: Get Your Jingle

MSRP: $7.89

Was: $9.89

Now: $3.86

An itty bitty set: a Planner Gal in a pom-pom hat and striped scarf holds a small Christmas tree, drawn in Angie Blom’s loose fashion-sketch line, with a hand-lettered get your jingle on beside her...

Red rubber stamp set with a tall witch in a pointed hat and sentiments 'I'm a real witch before coffee,' 'Thoughts are brewin',' 'Happy Halloween brew-tiful,' and 'witch, please.'

Angie Blom

A Real Witch

MSRP: $26.00

Was: $28.00

Now: $11.20

Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 5 stamps. Witch measures approximately 1.5" x 3.75". "I'm a real witch before coffee" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1". "Thoughts are brewin'"...

Line-art stamp sheet of a pumpkin-headed scarecrow holding a broom with a crow, a pumpkin and wheat, and the sentiments 'Happy Halloween', 'Hello fall', 'Happy Thanksgiving' and 'Creep it real.'

Unity Stamp

Creepin' It Real

MSRP: $28.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

This kit contains 9 stamps. Scarecrow measures approximately 2.75" x 4.75". Pumpkin measures approximately 1.25" x 1.75". Leaf measures approximately .5" x 1". Wheat stalk measures approximately...

The Bootiful friend stamp sheet: a smiling jack o lantern with two pumpkins behind it and curling vines above, beside the sentiments 'If friends were pumpkins I'd pick you' and 'YOU ARE BOOtiful'.

Angie Blom

Bootiful friend

MSRP: $26.00

Was: $28.00

Now: $9.00

Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 3 stamps. Pumpkin with background measures approximately 2.75" x 3". "If friends were pumpkins I'd pick you" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1.5"...