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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with a pile of cats stacked into a Christmas tree shape topped by a star, beside the script 'merry catmas'.

Unity Stamp

Merry Catmas

$26.00
$26.00
$10.14
A dozen cats stacked into the shape of a Christmas tree, sleeping, sitting, and stretching on each other, with a star on top held up by the one at the peak. Merry Catmas is the Christmas card for cat...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy owl in a striped pom pom hat, carrying 'HOLD ON SANTA. I CAN EXPLAIN.' and 'Guess who's getting COAL for Christmas.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Hold on Santa

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
“Hold on Santa, I can explain.” A frazzled chicken in a Santa hat pleads its case, the funny Christmas card for everyone whose nice-list status is… under review. Plead yours with more Christmas...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a little ghost floating over a wildflower meadow, carrying 'You're boo-tiful inside and out!' and 'BOO! JUST CHECKING IN ON YOU!'

Unity Stamp

Ghostly Meadows

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Ghostly Meadows is a Halloween encouragement set: a tall ghost stands in a field of wildflowers and grasses, drawn in Angie Blom’s fine sketch line, and the sentiments are all pep talk. You’re...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a wild-haired hen in a ruffled skirt standing on pine sprigs, plus a snowflake, a small Christmas tree, a pumpkin and the sentiment 'You, my friend are a clucking delight'.

Angie Blom

The Only Chick

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
One tall, wild-feathered chicken in a Christmas sweater, hair sticking straight up, with the wide-eyed look of a bird that has been asked to pose. Angie Blom’s The Only Chick is a Christmas card for...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with slim tree and snowflake shapes, carrying 'THANKFUL FOR FAT PANTS' and 'may your holiday breakdown be filled with joy'.

Unity Stamp

Snarky Holiday

$28.00
$28.00
$11.20
Thankful for fat pants. Snarky Holiday is a sentiments-first Christmas set with a few sketched trees and geometric ornaments for filling corners, and every line is for the person who is over it: fa...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a stitched scarecrow, a witch with her broom, a small bat, a jack o lantern and a little cat, alongside 'LET'S GET SPOOKY!' and 'FEELIN' WICKED'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Eerie Enchantment

$28.00
$29.00
$11.60
A quirky witch, a lanky scarecrow, and top-hatted ghouls with gothic charm, “Let’s get spooky!” This artful Halloween set haunts cards, tags, and mixed-media spreads beautifully. Summon more...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a little mouse in a cowboy hat and bandana, carrying 'Howdy Partner' and 'Have a mighty fine birthday!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Tiny Buckaroo

$28.00
$28.00
$9.00
Western cowboy charm in miniature. Tiny Buckaroo is a cowboy mouse stamp set for rodeo cards, country birthday cards, and little wild west projects. A pint-size sheriff for western birthday cards,...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a pyramid of dogs stacked into a Christmas tree shape topped with a star, beside the script 'Woofy Christmas'.

Unity Stamp

Woofy Christmas

$26.00
$26.00
$10.14
Eleven dogs piled into the shape of a Christmas tree, a pug, a corgi, a couple of labs, a terrier, and a dachshund holding up the star at the top. Woofy Christmas is the Christmas card for dog...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a tall column of little elf and gnome characters climbing over one another, beside 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year' and 'Hi There!'

Jeanie Hays

Christmas Crew

$28.00
$28.00
$10.92
Christmas Crew is a peek-around-the-edge stamp: an elf, Santa, and a reindeer stacked down the left side, each one leaning in around a doorframe. Jeanie Hays drew them with the same round noses and...