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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a fluffy chick peeking past a flowered post, alongside 'Sending a card just beak-cause.' and 'Hope all is well at your roost.'

Unity Stamp

Just Beak-Cause

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A single wild-feathered chick peers around the edge of a flowered fence post, one eye larger than the other, a butterfly hovering just past its beak. No occasion is attached to any of it, which is...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a deeply skeptical little donkey standing arms crossed among daisies, beside sentiments reading 'Just GRAZING through the drama', 'I have questions' and 'We're gonna need a new plan'.

Unity Stamp

Donkey Doubts

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A deeply skeptical little donkey raises an eyebrow at everything, hilarious for teasing birthday cards, doubtful congratulations, and friends who question your life choices (lovingly). Trot over to...
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The Domestic Chaos red rubber stamp — a grumpy fluffy cat beside an overflowing laundry basket with 'today's forecast: piles of everything' and 'just another day in the spin cycle.'

Domestic Chaos

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You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets, a way to experience the magic...
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Card with the three chickens over chicken-wire and 'OH. MY. WORD.'

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The Pecking Order

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Three scraggly chickens stand in a row with their beaks open and their eyes fully round, caught mid-scandal. Two tiny chicken footprints stamp separately, a small detail that makes a good border or a...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a rabbit in oversized round glasses and boots, carrying 'Certified Smarty Pants' and 'THINK BIG DREAM BIGGER'.

Unity Stamp

Clever Cottontail

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High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a wide eyed bee peeking around the edge of a panel, beside 'HEY honey' and 'YOU'RE un-BEE-lievably AMAZING!'

Unity Stamp

Peek-A-Bee

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High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with three cute Halloween monsters, a grumpy witch monster with a broom, a little ghost with a boo sign and a horned monster in glasses with a treat pail, plus the sentiments "HEXES, HUGS, AND HALLOWEEN WISHES", "YOU'RE MONSTROUSLY CUTE" and "SENDING A GHOSTLY SURPRISE".

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Hexes & Hugs

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Hexes and Hugs is a three-monster Halloween set for kids’ cards and classroom treats: a grumpy little witch with a broom and a pumpkin bucket, a ghost holding up a BOO sign with bats around it, and a...
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Creep It Tweet red rubber stamp sheet: spooky little birds as a ghost, witch and bat with 'Happy Halloween!,' 'Trick or tweet,' 'Witchin' you some HOCUS POCUS!' and 'got those batty vibes.'

Creep It Tweet

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A crow in a witch hat, a bat with a sheepish grin, and a ghost with a broom, all with the same startled saucer eyes. Creep It Tweet is a Halloween bird stamp set drawn in loose, scratchy linework...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with three scruffy holiday birds, one in a striped scarf and one wrapped like a gift, carrying 'FLOCK YEAH, IT'S CHRISTMAS!' and 'FEELIN' EXTRA JOLLY'.

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Holiday Flock Talk

$29.00
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Three birds, three levels of holiday commitment. A round owl in a Santa hat sits beside a gift taller than it is, a tall scrawny bird in a striped scarf and hat looks alarmed, and a third bird has...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a shaggy dog tangled in a string of Christmas lights, beside 'Definitely on the naughty list now.' and 'Sorry, I got a little wrapped up.'

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Pawsitively Wrapped Up

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“Definitely on the naughty list now.” A scruffy pup hopelessly tangled in ribbon stars in the funny Christmas card every dog owner deserves. Unwrap more Christmas stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp...