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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with two pilgrim gnomes, one in a buckled hat and one in a bonnet holding a pie, beside sentiments reading 'Thankful for my gnomies', 'Ready for turkey & pie' and 'Give thanks for the little things'.

Jeanie Hays

Pilgrim Gnomies

$26.00
$28.00
$11.20
  Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 5 stamps.   Girl gnome holding pie measures approximately 1.75" x 2.5". Boy holding turkey gnome measures approximately 2" x 3". "Give thanks for the...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a group of gnomes in tall hats, one with a broom, one on a jack o lantern, plus a bat, carrying 'Which way to the Candy?' and 'HAVE A SPOOKY DAY!'

Jeanie Hays

Witch Way

$26.00
$28.00
$11.20
  Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 7 stamps.   Dracula gnome holding bat measures approximately 2.25" x 2.5".   Halloween gnome with broom measures approximately 2.5" x 2.5". Halloween...
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The Halloween Cuteness red rubber stamp set: line-art of many tiny Halloween icons - ghosts, cats, candy corn, spiders, a mummy and more - with 'Creepy', 'Boo', 'Happy Halloween', 'Halloween Party', 'Spooky' and 'trick or treat'.

Unity Stamp

Halloween Cuteness

$26.00
$28.00
$11.20
  This kit contains 25 stamps.   Voodoo bunny measures approximately .75" x 1.75". Grim reaper measures approximately 1.25" x 1.75". Cat measures approximately .5" x 1". Duo of candy corn measures...
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The Toil and Trouble red rubber stamp set shown as line art: a witch with a cauldron, graveyard and cat with 'toil and trouble' and 'I put a spell on you' sentiments.

Unity Stamp

Toil and Trouble

$26.00
$28.00
$11.20
  This kit contains 8 stamps.  Graveyard measures approximately 2.25" x 4". Witch with caldron measures approximately 2.5" x 2.5". Hat measures approximately 1.25" x 2.5". Cat on pumpkin measures...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a mason jar of citrus water with a straw and floating fruit slices, beside 'let's just chill.'

Unity Stamp

Chillin'

$9.89
  {from the itty bitty collection}.  Created by Angie Blom.  This itty bitty contains 2 stamps.  Glass with straw and lemon slices measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". "let's just chill" sentiment...
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Line-art stamp sheet of an owl dressed as a turkey with 'Happy Thanksgiving', 'Let's gobble till we wobble!' and 'So very thankful to have you in my life.'

Unity Stamp

Gobble Owl

$26.00
$28.00
$10.99
  Created by Lisa Arana.  This kit contains 4 stamps.   Owl turkey measures approximately 2.25" x 3.25". "Happy Thanksgiving" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2". "Let's gobble till we...
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Line-art stamp sheet: pumpkin with foliage and 'Autumn greetings / Happy Thanksgiving / Pumpkin spice & everything nice'.

Sandhya Iyer

Harvesting Thanks

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
  Created by Sandhya Iyer.  This kit contains 4 stamps.   Pumpkin with foliage measures approximately 3" x 5". "Happy Thanksgiving" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 3.5". "Pumpkin spice &...
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Line-art stamp of several cute cartoon monsters, some one-eyed and furry, with stars, plus sentiments "Happy birthday {you little monster}", "Roar" and "Giant monster hugs."

Unity Stamp

Monster Hugs

$29.00
$29.00
$9.00
    This kit contains 10 stamps.   Monsters measure approximately 1" x 1.25" & 1.25" x 1.25". Stars each measure approximately .5" x .5". Cluster of circles measure approximately .5" x .75". "Giant...
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Line-art red rubber stamp of a rotary phone with 'remember when?', 'not old, just vintage' and 'I get stuck in my old ways.'

Unity Stamp

Old Ways

$26.00
$28.00
$9.00
  Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 6 stamps.   Rotary phone measures approximately 2" x 2.5". "not old, just vintage" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.75". "Sorry" sentiment...
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The Old Fart red rubber stamp set by Tierra Jackson: flat-cap gent with cane and three birthday snark sentiments.

Tierra Jackson

Old Fart

$26.00
$28.00
$9.00
Created by Unity Artista, Tierra Jackson.  Tierra Jackson is a professional illustrator and designer for 25+ years as well as a children’s author and illustrator. You can follow her work...