A Little Sass. A Lot of Love.

Two scruffy, wide-eyed chicks, one with its wing flung out mid-explanation and the other clutching a tiny bouquet, look exactly as guilty as you would after forgetting a birthday. These cluckin’...

“I may rise, but I refuse to shine.” That is the whole mood of this Pissy Kitty, a scowling fluffball propped against a pillow in bed with the blanket pulled up to its chin. Add “Another day, another...

A flat-faced and thoroughly displeased kitten sits in a pair of oversized floppy bunny ears tied under the chin with a bow. A polka dot Easter egg stamps separately beside her. The sentiments are...

Lisa Arana puts a very small cat under a very large sombrero, paws out, with a salt-rimmed margarita and a lime wedge standing beside her. The hat brim is wider than the cat is tall, which is most of...

A rooster stands mid-meltdown with its tail feathers flared, neck stretched and both eyes locked wide open in alarm. It is one large stamp and five sentiments, all of them about things going badly,...

Making a batch this year? Browse all Valentine rubber stamps or get the words from our guide to 48 Valentine card sayings.“Fine. You matter. Whatever.” A grumpy Siamese begrudg

“You’re not old, you’re vintage fabulous.” A tutu-clad birthday queen beside a towering cake brings glitter, sass, and zero apologies to funny birthday cards. Celebrate with more birthday stamps...

Making a batch this year? Browse all Valentine rubber stamps or get the words from our guide to 48 Valentine card sayings.“I tolerate you.” “Turns out I like you more tha

A flat-faced Persian glares out from under a full head of rollers, both paws wrapped around a mug nearly as big as she is. The drawing is dense and crosshatched, so she reads as genuinely furious...

“Winter makes me grumpy.” “Snow over it.” A scowling little penguin speaks for everyone who peaked in summer, funny winter cards with maximum attitude per inch. Chill with more funny stamps...

“Cold outside, hot mess inside.” A flustered bird in a knit beanie is officially done with winter and ready to fly this coop, funny cold-season cards with feathers ruffled just right. Escape to more...

Six sleek black cats with whip-thin curling tails sit tall, stretch, arch and glance over a shoulder, all in a mid-century silhouette style with narrow white eyes and long whiskers. The sentiments...

“Not a fan of sweater weather.” A scowling cat bundled into a knit hat has officially had it with winter, the funny cold-season card for everyone counting the days until spring. Warm up with more...

A get-well set for the friend who is tired of being told to rest up. The kitten is all fluff and enormous dark eyes, sitting low with ink splatters flicked around it, and measures approximately 2” x...

“Hold on Santa, I can explain.” A frazzled chicken in a Santa hat pleads its case, the funny Christmas card for everyone whose nice-list status is… under review. Plead yours with more Christmas...

Lisa Arana’s flamingo is nobody’s tropical decoration. It is a scrawny bird on two knobbly legs, feathers sticking out in tufts, beak hooked down and eyes narrowed at the world. The retirement...

A grumpy cat in reindeer antlers, radiating zero holiday spirit, “Merry Whatever” is the hilariously honest Christmas card for your least festive favorite person. Deck the halls with more Christmas...

Christmas cheer? This cat has opinions. Ho Ho No pairs a wonderfully grumpy kitty with five sarcastic holiday sentiments, funny Christmas cards for the friend who skips the carols and heads straight...