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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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The Ol' Friend red rubber stamp set shown as line art: an old man in a cap with his dog and funny birthday sentiments for older-guy cards.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Ol' Friend

$29.00
This kit contains 4 stamps.  Old man with dog measures approximately 2.5" x 3.75". "Happy birthday, old friend" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.75". "Not to brag or anything but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it" sentiment...
Line-art red rubber stamp set 'Hello, Dear' showing a silver-haired lady in glasses and a scarf, with sassy sentiments such as 'Sometimes I talk to myself and we both laugh.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Hello, Dear

$29.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.  Mature lady measures approximately 2.5" x 2.75". "Hello, dear" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.75". "May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition, and self appreciation be strong" sentiment measures approximately...
Line-art red rubber stamp set 'Stunner' showing a glamorous older lady in a feathered hat and pearls, with snarky birthday sentiments including 'Bless your heart.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Stunner

$29.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.  Gorgeous mature lady measures approximately 2.75" x 3". Feather measures approximately .5" x 1". "Bless your heart" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 2.5". "You must have been a stunner when you were young"...
Red rubber stamp set with a bearded Christmas gnome in a knit hat and sweater, plus 'Holly Jolly everything.'

Jeanie Hays

Holly Jolly Everything

$28.00
$24.00
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 2 stamps.  Holiday gnome measures approximately 2" x 2.5". "holly jolly everything" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1.75". High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made In-House at Unity Stamp Co...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of the elf, Santa and reindeer with "We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" and "Hi There!"

Jeanie Hays

Christmas Crew

$28.00
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Elf, Santa & Deer waving measures approximately 1.5" x 3.25". "We wish you a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1.5". "Hi There" sentiment...
Line-art stamp of six chubby, grumpy cats in various expressions, shown uncolored on white.

Unity Stamp

Scaredy Cats

$29.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.   Each kitty measures approximately between 1.5" x 1.75, 1.75" x 1.75" & 1.75" x 2.5". High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made In-House at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of the fat cat with snarky sentiments including "WTF.", "you're old," "i can't even...," "I love doing nothing with you"

Unity Stamp

Snarky Cat Thoughts

$29.00
This kit contains 12 stamps.  Thought bubble measures approximately 1" x 1.5". "i wish everything was as easy as getting fat" sentiment measures approximately 1.25" x 1.5". "your cat doesn't give a shit but I do" sentiment measures approximately 1...
Galactic Dino Party

Unity Stamp

Galactic Dino Party

$28.00
This kit contains 12 stamps.  Dinosaur holding balloon measures approximately 1" x 2.25". Dinosaur swinging on balloon measures approximately 2" x 2". Dinosaur riding balloon measures approximately 1.25" x 2". Planet measures approximately .75" x...
Latte Santa

Jeanie Hays

Latte Santa

$28.00
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Santa measures approximately 3.5" x 4.5". "Java Merry Christmas" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1.25". "Have a cup of cheer" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.25". "and a...
Shoreline Friendship stamp set: three girlfriends in sun hats sitting on a bench with 'Cheers to being a golden girl' and 'We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous!'

Angie Blom

Shoreline Friendship

$26.00
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  3 girls sitting together measure approximately 2.5" x 3". "Cheers to being a golden girl" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 3.25". "We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous"...
Line-art stamp of a front-view vintage muscle car with 'Old is the NEW COOL' and 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, vintage style.'

Jessica Pickeral

Keepin It Classy

$28.00
Created by Jessica Pickeral.  This kit contains 6 stamps.  Car front measures approximately 1.75" x 3.75". "To that guy who always keeps it classy" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 3.5". "Happy Birthday, vintage style" sentiment...
Line-art stamp of a United States map with a push pin and sentiments 'Life is a journey,' 'Wish you were here,' 'I wish you lived next door.'

Unity Stamp

States of Longing

$28.00
This kit contains 6 stamps. The United States of America map measures approximately 2.25" x 3.5". Push pin measures approximately .5" x 2.5". Squiggle line measures approximately .25" x 1". "Life is a journey" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of peeking puppies with "Can't wait to see you again" and "It's ruff without you"

Unity Stamp

Curious Canines

$29.00
This kit contains 10 stamps.  Each dog measures approximately 1" x 1.5" & 1" x 1.75". "Can't wait to see you again" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2.75". "It's ruff without you" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2.25"...
Feline Funny stamp set: a grumpy chubby cat with balloon and snarky birthday sentiments including 'To the coolest cat I know.'

Unity Stamp

Feline Funny

$29.00
This kit contains 7 stamps.  Kitty measures approximately 3" x 3.25". Balloon measures approximately .75" x 2". "Happy Birthday" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2.75".    "Your cat doesn't give a shit but I do" sentiment measures...