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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Yellow card with the two fabulous women in leopard and tiger print dresses holding a gift and wine amid confetti, 'I heard there's a party?!'

Unity Stamp

Heard There's a Party?!

$29.00
$29.00
$15.99
Someone said party? They’re already dressed. Two impossibly glamorous gals — one balancing a gift and a glass of wine, one raising a martini with an olive and an eyebrow — bring full sass to every celebration, backed by four...
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Belated-birthday card with a smiling snail beside a tall wrapped gift, over the sentiment 'Consider this your birthday after-party.'

Unity Stamp

Eventually Yours

$29.00
$29.00
$14.99
The card was slow. The snail is not sorry. One gloriously unbothered party snail — droopy party horn, towering gift, heavy-lidded stare — and four belated-birthday punchlines mean this set has a comeback for every card you didn’t mail...
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Card with the brown-and-white grumpy cow on a soft floral background, stamped 'I'm not extra. I'M ABUNDANT.'

Unity Stamp

Abundant Cow

$29.00
$13.99
Meet the queen of zero moo-tivation. Abundant Cow is a deeply-etched red rubber cling stamp set starring one gloriously unbothered cow and four sass-packed sentiments for anyone running on empty: “My face when someone says ‘quick question...
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Two green-striped cards featuring the tired dachshund with the sentiments 'You're allowed to be tired. You've been people-ing.' and 'May today require VERY LITTLE of you.'

Unity Stamp

Ween You've Had Enough

$29.00
$13.99
A tired-but-tender dachshund gets it: some weeks are just long. Two encouraging sentiments make this funny wiener dog stamp set perfect for hang-in-there cards and solidarity mail. Stretch out with more dog rubber stamps.Some days you've just had...
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Self Care Satire

Self Care Satire

$29.00
$29.00
$13.99
You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit of the Month. Each...
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Merry Crisis

Merry Crisis

$29.00
$29.00
$13.99
When the holidays are less “silent night” and more “silent scream” — Merry Crisis brings sarcastic seasonal humor to Christmas cards for the beautifully overwhelmed. Survive the season with more Christmas stamps.You are NOT...
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Set of four black-edged Halloween tags with the colored mummy, bat, skeleton and Frankenstein characters and their spooky sentiments.

The Creepy Peekies

$29.00
$29.00
$13.99
You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit of the Month. Each...
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The Party Pup red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a tired, hungover shaggy dog in a party hat slumped by a balloon and gift, with sentiments including: You may be too old for this level of fun.; The hangover is your birthday gift.; You survived another year of bad decisions..

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Party Pup

$29.00
$29.00
$13.05
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. designed by Lisa Arana. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes...
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Red rubber stamp sheet: peeking grumpy cat plus five snarky sentiments including 'This card DESERVES fridge space, at minimum'

Unity Stamp

Trash Talkin' Pissy Kitty

$29.00
$29.00
$13.05
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes six beautifully detailed...
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Witch Please Pissy Kitty red rubber stamp sheet: a grumpy cat in a witch hat riding a broom with 'You say witch like it is a bad thing,' 'Witch please' and 'Feelin' hexy!'

Witch Please Pissy Kitty

$29.00
$34.00
$13.60
This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit of the Month. Each KOMpanion Set is pulled directly from our monthly 8.5x11 red rubber sheet and now offered individually — perfect for...
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Black-and-white Cluckin' Chicks stamp set: googly-eyed hens with sentiments like 'Better late than never...unless you're a chicken crossing the road.'

Unity Stamp

Cluckin' Chicks

$29.00
$29.00
$13.05
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes six beautifully...
Line-art red rubber stamp set 'Just for You Dear' showing a cute winter fawn in a scarf, by Lisa Arana, with sentiments 'Just for you dear' and 'joyful wishes.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Just for You Dear

$26.00
$22.00
“Just for you, dear.” A little winter deer in a cozy scarf delivers joyful wishes with woodland sweetness — holiday cards that feel like a warm mug by the fire. Wander into more Christmas stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made...
Line-art red rubber stamp set 'Stay Squirrelly' showing a bushy-tailed squirrel with punny sentiments 'Stay squirrelly,' 'you're my kind of nut' and 'aw, nuts!', by Lisa Arana.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Stay Squirrelly

$26.00
$22.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes four beautifully detailed...
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Winnie the Pooh: Trick or Treat

Sandhya Iyer

Winnie the Pooh: Trick or Treat

$40.00
$40.00
$16.00
Created by Sandhya Iyer. This kit contains 4 stamps.  Mummy Winnie the Pooh measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". Piglet on pumpkin measures approximately 1.75" x 2.5". "Happy Halloween" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 3". "Trick or Treat"...
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The Llama Tell Ya Something red rubber stamps — a llama with party hat, top hat and floral crown plus 'Another Birthday... no probllama.'

Unity Stamp

Llama Tell Ya Something

$28.00
$29.00
$18.00
  Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 10 stamps.   Llama head measures approximately 1.75" x 3.25". Bow tie measures approximately .75" x 1.25". Duo of hearts measure approximately .75" x 1". Hat measures approximately 1.75" x 2"...