Funny

Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

Brands

Christmas card with the duckling colored in yellow and red on a snowy circle, framed by candy stripe and holly print papers with a red 'fa la la' tag and the duck pun stamped beside him.

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Waddle You Know…It's Christmas

MSRP: $12.99

Was: $12.99

Now: $5.99

What does a duckling bring to Christmas? This one brings a wrapped gift held tight in both wings, a Santa hat sliding down over one eye, and a smile that says he is very pleased with himself. He...

Moo-ment by Moo-ment red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. Five shaggy Highland cows with long fringe, curling horns and huge eyes, from the tallest down to a fluffball calf, with the sentiments 'Just a little extra moo-ral support.' and 'You don't need a perfect plan. Just keep moo-ving.'

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Moo-ment by Moo-ment

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $10.00

Five Highland cows, all fringe and enormous eyes, lined up tallest to smallest like a family portrait nobody quite got ready for. Sincere encouragement with a pun on top, and a calf who is...

The Usual Suspecks red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. Five wonky, wide-eyed chickens in scratchy pen-and-ink, including a hen in pearls and a polka-dot apron, with the sentiments 'Hey Chickadee' and 'I miss you. Mostly because nobody else appreciates my nonsense.'

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The Usual Suspecks

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $10.00

Five chickens, zero composure. This set is drawn wonky on purpose. Dinner-plate eyes, topknots at full mast, feather curls flying loose, and one hen in pearls who clearly thinks she’s above all this...

Cowstume Party red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a shaggy Highland cow wearing a ghost bedsheet costume with cut-out eye holes over its horns, holding a jack-o'-lantern trick-or-treat bucket, with the sentiments "Happy hauntings." and "So SPOOKY-ish!"

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Cowstume Party

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

A shaggy Highland cow has thrown a bedsheet over its horns, cut two eye holes, and committed fully. It is the least convincing ghost in the county and it is having the best night of its life. Round...

Deadpan Devotion red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a grumpy Frankenstein cat in a tattered tuxedo with neck bolts and a stitched forehead beside his Bride of Frankenstein cat in a towering beehive and torn veil, with five deadpan sentiments including "Still looking FRIGHTENINGLY fabulous."

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Deadpan Devotion

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Meet the happy couple. Well, the couple. A Frankenstein cat in a tattered tuxedo and his Bride in a torn veil, both thoroughly over it, still standing there together after all these years. Five...

Red rubber stamp set with three cats in ghost sheets — one stirring a bubbling cauldron, one leaping through falling leaves, one carving a jack-o'-lantern — with the sentiment Just Saying Boo

Purranormal Activities {8/26}

MSRP: $32.00

Was: $32.00

Now: $12.80

This set includes: Ghost-costume cat stirring a cauldron measures approximately 2.65" x 2.25". Ghost-sheet cat leaping in a leaf pile measures approximately 2.85" x 2.1". Ghost cat carving a...

Red rubber stamp set with a frazzled curly-haired witch in a pointed hat holding a broom with a frog at her feet, plus five snarky sentiments including Witch, please. and Too old for this witchcraft.

Mildred Moonspite {8/26}

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Every witch has that one year where the magic just isn’t magicking. Mildred Moonspite is deeply in it, hat askew, curls everywhere, flowered handbag on one arm and a thoroughly unbothered frog at...

Red rubber stamp set line art: a huddle of wide-eyed cats playing ghost among wildflowers, with the sentiments 'Scaredy Cats Club.' and 'A little boo from our crew.'

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Scaredy Cats Club

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

The cutest crew to ever cry “boo”, a huddle of wide-eyed cats playing ghost among the wildflowers, with playful spooky sentiments for Halloween cards that charm instead of chill. Join the club with...

Red rubber stamp set line art: a fuzzy long-legged spider dangling from a thread beside a spiderweb, with the sentiments 'Spinning spooky wishes.', 'You hanging in there?', and 'Eek or Treat!'

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Hangin' with my Spookies

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

One enormous fuzzy spider hangs from a single thread, all legs and eyes, looking more startled than scary. Hangin’ with my Spookies is a Halloween spider stamp for people who want cute-creepy rather...

Black-and-white red rubber stamp sheet: three cartoon chickens dressed as a mummy, a ghost and Frankenstein's monster, with 'The coop is haunted. Act natural,' 'Cluck or treat!' and 'Fowl things are happening.'

The Coop is Haunted

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Something’s clucking in the dark… This spooky-fun haunted chicken coop scene hatches Halloween cards with barnyard personality, equal parts eek and egg. Scare up more Halloween stamps.You are NOT...

Red rubber stamp sheet: a chubby Santa and reindeer with the sentiment 'When WHAT to my wondering eyes did appear, but TEN EXTRA LBS on my thighs & my rear' and 'Merry Crisis'.

Merry Crisis

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

When the holidays are less “silent night” and more “silent scream”. Merry Crisis brings sarcastic seasonal humor to Christmas cards for the beautifully overwhelmed. Survive the season with more...

The Creepy Peekies red rubber stamp sheet: peeking mummy, bat, ghost and skeleton characters with 'Just creeping in under wraps,' 'you're a treat,' 'Doing a Halloween fly by' and 'Shake, rattle, and boo.'

The Creepy Peekies

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $11.60

Four little monsters peek around corners with the same huge, worried eyes: a mummy trailing bandages, a green stitched-up guy with grass-tuft hair, a bat clinging to a post, and a skeleton with a...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a shy little ghost in a daisy crown peeking through tall grass and wildflowers, beside sweet Halloween sentiments reading 'A little sunshine for your spirit' and 'You're boo-tifully kind'.

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Daisy Boo-ho

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $9.00

A shy little ghost peeking out from a daisy. Halloween cards that are more sweet than spooky. Stamp her among wildflowers for autumn birthdays, hello-fall notes, and gentle boo-tiful hellos. Float...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a fluffy cat wrapped in a blanket holding a mug beside a tissue box, carrying 'Pretty sure you're fakin' it.' and 'You look like you need soup, naps, and everyone to leave you alone.'

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Leave Me Alone

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $9.00

For the friend who hates being fussed over. A grumpy cat burrowed into its blankets makes the perfect funny get-well card, laughs instead of sappy sentiments for your favorite introvert on a sick day...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a big-eyed horse peeking over a rail among daisies, its forelock sticking straight up, beside the sentiment 'Hay, thanks so much'.

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Neigh There

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $9.00

A horse leans over a wooden rail with its forelock standing straight up, muzzle down among the daisies and one eye rolled toward you. The head fills the stamp almost edge to edge, which makes it a...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a dachshund in a party hat beside a candlelit cake, carrying 'BIRTHDAY RULE #1: ALWAYS WISH FOR MORE TREATS.' and 'YOU MAKE LIFE A LITTLE SWEETER'.

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Pawty Law No. 1

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $9.00

A birthday set built around one dog and one cake. The dachshund wears a polka dot party hat with a pom on top, eyes shut in bliss, nose tipped toward a frosted cake with a single lit candle and...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a row of four scruffy sour faced cats in different shapes, carrying 'You're stuck with us. Honestly, lucky you' and 'you're loved more than we were willing to admit out loud.'

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The Purr-snickety Crew

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $9.00

“You’re stuck with us. Honestly, lucky you,” says the sentiment, and the five cats beneath it look like they mean it. The purr-snickety crew runs from a squat square loaf of a cat to a tall skinny...

Small red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy, thoroughly unimpressed goat sitting in the grass, paired with the deadpan sentiment 'You've goat to be kidding me'.

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Goat to Be {itty bitty}

$9.89

You’ve goat to be kidding. An adorably scruffy goat delivers deadpan farmyard humor in itty bitty form, perfect for funny birthday cards, teasing notes to friends, and anyone who appreciates a good...