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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Black and white stamp sheet with tiny envelopes and a heart, plus the sentiments 'THIS IS NOT STORE BOUGHT. Because I'm so much better than that,' 'CRAFTED with PASSION [and at least one swear word],' 'YOU BETTER KEEP THIS MASTERPIECE FOREVER!,' 'This card is handmade. That means it's basically priceless,' 'Pretend you're impressed. It's easier for both of us.' and 'Yes, it's handmade. No, you may not throw it away.'

Lisa Arana

Snarky Crafter

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. designed by Lisa Arana.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set...
Red rubber stamp sheet: three quirky girl monsters – one in glasses, one with horns, one in a ruffled dress – with sentiments including 'Embrace your unique brilliance' and 'Some days feel a little EXTRA'.

Unity Stamp

She Monsters

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes six beautifully...
The Dad Mode red rubber stamp — a sleepy grumpy bunny in a robe with 'World's Best Dad (when awake)' and 'you're my favorite grump.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Dad Mode Grumpy Bunny

$26.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. designed by Lisa Arana.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set...
Unity Stamp Co red rubber stamp set by Lisa Arana showing a cat in a sombrero holding a margarita, with sentiments like 'It's meowgarita time!' and 'Fiesta Mode: On!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Fiesta Feline Pissy Kitty

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes five beautifully...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of the rooster with snarky sentiments including "Therapy isn't working, y'all are the problem"

Unity Stamp

Clucks & Chaos

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes six beautifully...
Unity Stamp Co red rubber stamp set by Lisa Arana showing a grumpy fluffy cat holding a heart, with sentiments like 'Fine. You matter. Whatever' and 'I love you, you're welcome.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Reluctant Love Pissy Kitty

$29.00
“Fine. You matter. Whatever.” A grumpy Siamese begrudgingly clutching a tiny heart says love without the mush — the funny anti-Valentine for people who feel feelings reluctantly. Find more Valentine’s Day stamps, from sweet to...
Unity Stamp Co red rubber stamp set showing a fabulous older woman in a tutu and party hat beside a tall birthday cake, with sentiments like 'You're not old, you're vintage fabulous.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Mortal Sparkle

$29.00
“You’re not old, you’re vintage fabulous.” A tutu-clad birthday queen beside a towering cake brings glitter, sass, and zero apologies to funny birthday cards. Celebrate with more birthday stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set...
Black-and-white stamp set of hearts and snarky Valentine sentiments: 'i love you (even when you are an asshole),' 'I suppose you'll do,' 'i tolerate you,' and 'Turns out I like you more than I originally planned.'

Unity Stamp

Snarky Valentines

$29.00
“I tolerate you.” “Turns out I like you more than I planned.” Anti-romance hearts and cheeky lines for Valentines that are honest about it. Fall (reluctantly) for more Valentine’s Day stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set...
Black-and-white image of the grumpy penguin in a scarf with "winter makes me grumpy" and "snow over it"

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Chilly and Grumpy

$28.00
“Winter makes me grumpy.” “Snow over it.” A scowling little penguin speaks for everyone who peaked in summer — funny winter cards with maximum attitude per inch. Chill with more funny stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set...
Impeckable Silhouettes red rubber stamp sheet: solid black silhouettes of chickens, little chicks and footprints with 'You are impeckable.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Impeckable Silhouettes

$28.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes eight beautifully detailed...
Uncolored red rubber yak stamp with all sentiments including 'you're moo-velous' and 'OH HAY!'

Unity Stamp

Yak It Up

$28.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes five beautifully detailed...