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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Line-art stamp sheet of a grumpy graduate cat in a mortarboard cap with snarky sentiments like 'that diploma looks suspiciously legitimate' and 'now what?'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Sourpuss Scholar

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes six beautifully...
Red rubber stamp of three wild-eyed comical chickens with the funny sentiments 'We were as SURPRISED as you,' 'No PECKING way!' and 'OH. MY. WORD.'

Unity Stamp

The Pecking Order

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes five beautifully...
Hare-Brained red rubber stamp sheet: a yawning bunny holding coffee with 'I would like to unsubscribe from Mondays. please,' 'Living on a prayer and lots of coffee' and 'Manifesting Friday.'

Hare-Brained

$29.00
You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit of the Month. Each...
The Already Old red rubber stamp set — a scruffy, unimpressed bird holding a balloon with snarky birthday sentiments like 'you're not getting old... you are already old.'

Unity Stamp

Already Old

$29.00
A thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a birthday balloon — for the friend whose age is officially none of anyone’s business. Snarky birthday cards, delivered. Celebrate (reluctantly) with more birthday stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set...
The Clever Cottontail red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a nerdy bunny in big round glasses and denim overalls, surrounded by books, with sentiments including: You have big brain energy; Certified Smarty Pants; Think BIG, dream BIGGER.

Unity Stamp

Clever Cottontail

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes seven beautifully...
Line-art red rubber stamp set 'Little Weirdo' showing a wild-eyed quirky bird with funny sentiments like 'You're my kind of weird' and 'aging is weird, you're doing great.'

Unity Stamp

Little Weirdo

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes four beautifully...
Shear Surprise red rubber stamp sheet: two fuzzy peeking sheep with 'You've been on our minds,' 'We just came for the cake' and 'Peek-a-BAAA.'

Shear Surprise

$29.00
You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit of the Month. Each...
Red rubber grumpy pissy kitty in a leprechaun hat with shamrocks, and sentiments 'Wishing you luck. You're going to need it.' and 'Pinch me. I dare you.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Zero Luck Given

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes eight beautifully...
Red rubber stamp set with a shaggy, tired-looking dog and sentiments 'Starting to feel your age, huh,' 'Feeling all the things,' and 'Sorry you are feeling down.'

Unity Stamp

Slightly Wry

$29.00
A tired-looking dog who understands your week completely — wry, relatable sentiments for feel-better cards, Monday solidarity, and gentle humor when life’s a lot. Fetch more dog rubber stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at...
Red rubber stamp of a grumpy fluffy bunny clutching a carrot with the funny sentiments 'Spring has sprung. I have not,' 'Ok, fine. Happy Easter' and 'Blessings and whatever.'

Unity Stamp

Delightfully Feral

$29.00
Delightfully feral and completely unashamed. A grumpy spring bunny brings sarcastic Easter-season humor to cards for friends who are cute but will absolutely bite. Hop to more funny stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co...
Leg Day Pissy Kitty

Lisa Arana

Leg Day Pissy Kitty

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes six beautifully...
Snarky Man of the Woods

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Snarky Man of the Woods

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes nine beautifully...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a tall foamy beer mug and the sentiments 'BEER ME!' and 'Another beer older, another beer wiser' for masculine birthday cards.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Beer Me

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. designed by Lisa Arana.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set...
The Starting a Plague red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a snarky green grasshopper, with sentiments including: That's it. I'm starting a plague.; I'm one leg twitch away from a full meltdown.; And just like that... my give-a-damn broke..

Unity Stamp

Starting a Plague

$29.00
One snarky locust, three bold sentiments, endless comedic potential. This quirky bug stamp set swarms birthday cards, teasing notes, and any occasion that calls for weird-in-the-best-way humor. Catch more funny stamps.High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set...
Sole Mates

Sole Mates

$29.00
  You are NOT joining a membership when you purchase this kit!   This is a one time purchase - so purchase with confidence! This stamp set is part of our KOMpanion Sets — a way to experience the magic of Unity’s Kit...