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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scowling fluffy cat in a graduation cap holding a diploma, carrying 'LOOK AT YOU... all educated and stuff.' and 'Finally Done. Sheesh.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Sourpuss Scholar

$29.00
A graduation card for a graduate who is thoroughly over it. The cat sits in a mortarboard with the tassel swinging, clutching a rolled diploma tied with ribbon, back paws out and expression sour...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a scowling fluffy cat wearing an oversized buckled leprechaun hat above a bank of shamrocks, beside sarcastic sentiments reading 'Oh lucky you' and 'You think you're lucky? That's cute'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Zero Luck Given

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co.  Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...
Red rubber stamp of a tall fluted beer mug with foam spilling over the rim, beside sentiments reading 'BEER ME!' and 'Another beer older another beer wiser'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Beer Me

$29.00
Beer Me is one large beer mug, foam spilling over the rim, drawn in Lisa Arana’s dense engraving style, 3 by 4 inches, so it is most of the card front. Two sentiments: BEER ME in block caps, and...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy terrier in a party hat holding a balloon, carrying 'You survived another year of bad decisions.' and 'You may be too old for this level of fun.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Party Pup

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. designed by Lisa Arana. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials...