Funny

Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

Looking for the right one-liner? Try our guide to 90 snarky birthday wishes for card-ready laughs.

Sweet tooth? The ice cream stamps in One Scoop at a Time are a summer birthday favorite.

Brands

Rise & Decline - September Uniquely Unity - 1 Time Purchase

Rise & Decline - September Uniquely Unity - 1 Time Purchase

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $16.99

She has not spoken yet and she would like that to continue. Wild curls, cat-eye sunglasses worn indoors, one mug held like a shield, and a cat at her feet in the exact same sunglasses. Find more...

A green and kraft card with the dog and cat in an olive scarf over knit texture paper and die cut lettering, photographed beside a pine sprig.

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Knit Wits

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $15.99

Two animals, one scarf, no way out. A shaggy floppy-eared dog and a wide-eyed cat have been wound into the same enormous knit scarf and are making the best of it, which is more or less how the good...

Card with the retro woman in a red dress and fur-trimmed sleeves carrying a tall stack of presents on a cream panel with a teal frame, alcohol markers beside it, sentiment "Making spirits BRIGHT is exhausting."

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Holiday Hustle

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $15.99

She is fine. Everything is fine. A picture-perfect 1950s hostess strides along behind a tower of wrapped gifts, fur cuffs and full skirt and heels, while three sentiments quietly admit what the...

Two kraft and blush cards side by side, each with the hand colored grumpy cat in a paper bag, twine bows and small strips reading I showed up. That's your gift. and You've got this in the BAG.

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Bagged & Bothered

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $15.99

The cat is not thrilled about the gift bag situation. All jowls, whiskers and half-lidded contempt, this fluffy heavyweight has folded himself into a paper gift bag and is daring you to say something...

Witchy Woman red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. Two vintage-engraved 1950s women, one in a buckled witch hat with sparkles at her fingertips and one in pearls holding a large black cat, with the sentiments "God forbid women have hobbies.", "She had every reason not to behave.", "You're my favorite witch to bitch with.", "Some days... you just have to put on the hat to remind them who they're dealing with..." and "for halloween this year, i will be dressing up as somebody pretending to give a damn. boo."

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Witchy Woman

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $16.99

Two vintage-engraved women who are entirely done pretending. One raises a hand full of sparkles under a buckled hat, the other holds a very large black cat and dares you to say something. The...

Festive Little Weirdo red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co. A furry creature's face with huge round eyes, a wide crooked grin and a long wispy beard, wearing a fur-trimmed Santa hat, with the sentiments "Oh what fun it is to be weird.", "Deck the halls with weirdness." and "May your days be Merry, bright, and slightly Weird."

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Festive Little Weirdo

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $14.99

Enormous eyes, a truly regrettable beard, and a Santa hat worn with total conviction. He is not here to be cute about it. For everyone whose December cards run a little sideways. And yes, he's...

Fowl Weathered Friends red rubber stamp sheet: a stack of bundled-up chickens in winter scarves with 'We're peeking in, full of holiday cheer,' 'It's cluckin' cold out there!' and 'Cozy wishes from all of us.'

Fowl Weathered Friends

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $34.00

Now: $13.60

Fowl Weathered Friends is a peek-in-from-the-edge stamp: a scraggly bird in a striped scarf, a second bird in a knit hat, and a snowman stacked down the right side, all leaning in around a doorframe...

Witch Please Pissy Kitty red rubber stamp sheet: a grumpy cat in a witch hat riding a broom with 'You say witch like it is a bad thing,' 'Witch please' and 'Feelin' hexy!'

Witch Please Pissy Kitty

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $34.00

Now: $14.99

Witch please. The Pissy Kitty rides a broom in an oversized witch hat, fur flying, with the same flat, unimpressed stare she brings to every occasion. This is the Halloween Pissy Kitty, and the...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a scowling shaggy cat in bat wings beside a jack o lantern, carrying 'BOO. Or whatever. I bite.' and 'This card may contain spells and sarcasm.'

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I Bite Pissy Kitty

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $14.99

A gray cat in a bat costume guarding an angry pumpkin, “definitely judging your lack of Halloween spirit.” Snarky spooky-season perfection. Prowl the whole Pissy Kitty Collection.High-Quality Red...

Creep It Tweet red rubber stamp sheet: spooky little birds as a ghost, witch and bat with 'Happy Halloween!,' 'Trick or tweet,' 'Witchin' you some HOCUS POCUS!' and 'got those batty vibes.'

Creep It Tweet

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $34.00

Now: $13.60

A crow in a witch hat, a bat with a sheepish grin, and a ghost with a broom, all with the same startled saucer eyes. Creep It Tweet is a Halloween bird stamp set drawn in loose, scratchy linework...

Red rubber stamp set with a grumpy fluffy cat scowling in a pile of fall leaves, plus 'Calm down. Fall is just pre-winter,' 'It's fall, y'all. So what,' and 'If I hear sweater weather one more time.'

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Pre-Winter Pissy Kitty

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $14.99

A Pissy Kitty face glares out from the top of a leaf pile, ears flat, the rest of her buried in a mound of scratchy, layered foliage. Pre-Winter Pissy Kitty is the fall card for people who do not...

Red rubber stamp sheet featuring a scruffy long haired cat wearing antlers and a tiny Santa hat, with 'Merry Whatever' and 'DECK THE HALLS. OR DON'T. WHATEVER.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Merry Whatever

MSRP: $28.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $14.99

A grumpy cat in reindeer antlers, radiating zero holiday spirit, “Merry Whatever” is the hilariously honest Christmas card for your least festive favorite person. Deck the halls with more Christmas...

Red rubber stamp sheet showing a scowling long haired cat in a Santa hat with antlers, beside sentiments including 'HO HO NO', 'Santa is so judgy!' and 'NO ONE TOLD ME I HAD TO BE nice'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Ho Ho No Pissy Kitty

MSRP: $29.00

Was: $29.00

Now: $14.99

Christmas cheer? This cat has opinions. Ho Ho No pairs a wonderfully grumpy kitty with five sarcastic holiday sentiments, funny Christmas cards for the friend who skips the carols and heads straight...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a sweet little deer in a plaid scarf, beside 'JUST FOR YOU dear' and 'joyful wishes'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Just for You Dear

MSRP: $26.00

$22.00

“Just for you, dear.” A little winter deer in a cozy scarf delivers joyful wishes with woodland sweetness, holiday cards that feel like a warm mug by the fire. Wander into more Christmas stamps...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a bright eyed squirrel and its big bushy tail, beside the sentiment 'STAY SQUIRRELLY'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Stay Squirrelly

MSRP: $26.00

$22.00

High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA...

Red rubber stamp sheet showing the classic honey loving bear reading a long list beside his HUNNY pot, next to a checklist reading 'NAUGHTY', 'NICE' and 'I TRIED'.

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Winnie the Pooh: Pooh's List

MSRP: $40.00

Was: $40.00

Now: $15.60

Pooh in a Santa hat sits with his hunny pot beside him, reading a long list unrolled across his lap, with a bee hovering nearby. Pooh’s List is the Christmas set from our Winnie the Pooh line, and...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a fair isle sweater, a snowman, a stack of wrapped gifts on a sled and three hanging stockings, plus wry sentiments reading 'Go ahead shake it', 'This might be coal' and 'Naughty is the new nice'.

Unity Sentiment Kit

The New Nice {FRONT & CENTER stamps}

MSRP: $46.00

Was: $48.00

Now: $18.72

November 2022 Sentiment Kit. Created by Lisa Arana. This kit contains 12 stamps. Sweater measures approximately 1.5" x 1.75". Snowman measures approximately 1.75" x 1.75". Sleigh of presents...

Red rubber stamp sheet with a grumpy cat in a drooping Santa hat peering over an edge, beside sassy holiday sentiments including 'Wreck the halls and blame the dog', 'Furry & Bright' and 'Boss elf'.

Graciellie Design

From the Cat

MSRP: $34.00

Was: $39.00

Now: $15.21

Created by Graciellie Design. This kit contains 8 stamps. Cat measures approximately 2.25" x 2.25". "Wreck the halls and blame the dog" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1". "Furry & Bright"...