Retirement

Retirement cards want a specific tone — congratulatory but knowing, usually with a joke about naps. This collection covers sincere, humorous and teacher-retirement designs.

Fishing, golf, beaches and a fair amount of gentle mockery about no longer setting an alarm. Deeply etched red rubber, cling-mounted, made in the USA.

Not sure what to say? Our guide to 48 retirement card sentiments has heartfelt and funny wishes ready to borrow.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy long legged flamingo and retirement sentiments including 'QUITTER! I MEAN. HAPPY RETIREMENT' and 'flockin' retired'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Flamingle into Retirement

$34.00
$34.00
$13.60
Lisa Arana’s flamingo is nobody’s tropical decoration. It is a scrawny bird on two knobbly legs, feathers sticking out in tufts, beak hooked down and eyes narrowed at the world. The retirement...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a fluffy cat blissed out in front of an electric fan under little hearts, carrying 'STAY COOL.' and 'Holy Hot Flash!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Fan Club Pissy Kitty

$29.00
$29.00
$11.60
Lisa Arana sits her Pissy Kitty directly in front of an oscillating desk fan, fur blown flat back off her face, a few small hearts floating above. The joke covers a hot flash, a heat wave and a...