Over the Hill

Somebody is officially over the hill, so make them laugh about it. This collection gathers Unity's cheekiest milestone-birthday red rubber stamps, from "not old, just vintage" to "aging like fine wine," made for anyone turning 40, 50, 60 and beyond.

Pair a snarky one-liner with a cake, a candle or a wine glass and you have a birthday card that lands the joke. Every stamp is deeply etched red rubber, made in the USA, and ready to give the guest of honor a good-natured hard time.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with a glamorous vintage woman in a full-skirted dress presenting a lit birthday cake, beside sentiments reading 'Honestly? You're aging better than I expected' and 'Hope your birthday is as dramatic as you are'.

Unity Stamp

Dramatics

$32.00
A 1950s pin-up in a full-skirted dress and pearls presents a layered cake with five lit candles, chin tilted, entirely aware of how good she looks doing it. The shading is fine and dense, closer to a...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a scruffy, thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a balloon string beside a round balloon outline, plus the snarky sentiment 'Hey attention seeker. It's finally your special day'.

Unity Stamp

Already Old

$29.00
A thoroughly unimpressed bird holding a birthday balloon, for the friend whose age is officially none of anyone’s business. Snarky birthday cards, delivered. Celebrate (reluctantly) with more...
Red rubber stamp sheet showing a bespectacled girl in a party hat and tutu beside a tall candle covered cake, with 'You're an eternal sparkle in a mortal disguise.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Mortal Sparkle

$29.00
“You’re not old, you’re vintage fabulous.” A tutu-clad birthday queen beside a towering cake brings glitter, sass, and zero apologies to funny birthday cards. Celebrate with more birthday stamps...
Red rubber stamp sheet with two older women in sun hats and sunglasses sharing wine at a table, carrying 'WE'RE THE COOL KIDS OF THE GOLDEN YEARS.' and 'We're not old... We're just chronologically enhanced!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Chronologically Enhanced

$28.00
Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 5 stamps.   Mature ladies measure approximately   "We're the cool kids of the golden years" sentiment measures approximately "We're not old...We're just...
Red rubber stamp sheet showing two older women with big hair raising drinks together, carrying 'Ladies Night!' and 'Young at Heart. SLIGHTLY OLDER IN OTHER PLACES.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Nutty Ol' Broads

$28.00
This kit contains 5 stamps.  Sassy old ladies drinking measures approximately 2.5" x 3". "Cheers to Beer! Just wish we could still hear" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2.5". "Young at heart...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a frothy beer mug and birthday sentiments including 'ANOTHER BEER OLDER' and 'A COLD ONE. FOR THE OLD ONE.'

Unity Stamp

A Cold One

$28.00
This kit contains 5 stamps.    Beer in mug measures approximately 2" x 2.5".   "A cold one. For the old one" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2".   "I'm beer for you" sentiment measures...
Red rubber stamp sheet with a retro cassette tape, a round balloon and a dial knob, surrounded by party sentiments including 'woo hoo', 'you rock', 'put your party pants on' and 'life is a mix tape'.

Graciellie Design

Party Mix

$34.00
Created by Graciellie Designs.  This kit contains 16 stamps.  Cassette tape measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". Balloon measures approximately 1.75" x 3.5". Knob measures approximately .5" x .5"...