Pissy Kitty Collection

Pissy Kitty is Unity's most unapologetic character — a cat with a permanent grievance and something to say about it. The collection has grown into one of our best-loved exclusive lines.

Every set pairs the cat with sentiments that match her mood, covering birthdays, holidays, get-well and general commiseration. If someone in your life communicates mostly through sarcasm, this is their card. Deeply etched red rubber, cling-mounted, made in the USA.

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Red rubber stamp sheet with a scowling shaggy cat in bat wings beside a jack o lantern, carrying 'BOO. Or whatever. I bite.' and 'This card may contain spells and sarcasm.'

Unity Stamp

I Bite Pissy Kitty

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A gray cat in a bat costume guarding an angry pumpkin, “definitely judging your lack of Halloween spirit.” Snarky spooky-season perfection. Prowl the whole Pissy Kitty Collection.High-Quality Red...
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Red rubber stamp set with a grumpy fluffy cat scowling in a pile of fall leaves, plus 'Calm down. Fall is just pre-winter,' 'It's fall, y'all. So what,' and 'If I hear sweater weather one more time.'

Unity Stamp

Pre-Winter Pissy Kitty

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A Pissy Kitty face glares out from the top of a leaf pile, ears flat, the rest of her buried in a mound of scratchy, layered foliage. Pre-Winter Pissy Kitty is the fall card for people who do not...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a fluffy cat in a sombrero raising a margarita, paired with 'IT'S MEOWGARITA TIME!' and 'Fiesta Mode: ON!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Fiesta Feline Pissy Kitty

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$11.60
Lisa Arana puts a very small cat under a very large sombrero, paws out, with a salt-rimmed margarita and a lime wedge standing beside her. The hat brim is wider than the cat is tall, which is most of...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a grumpy fluffy cat clutching a heart, paired with reluctant Valentine lines including 'Ugh, fine. You can have my heart.' and 'I love you. (you're welcome)'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Reluctant Love Pissy Kitty

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Making a batch this year? Browse all Valentine rubber stamps or get the words from our guide to 48 Valentine card sayings.“Fine. You matter. Whatever.” A grumpy Siamese begrudg
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Red rubber stamp sheet featuring a scruffy long haired cat wearing antlers and a tiny Santa hat, with 'Merry Whatever' and 'DECK THE HALLS. OR DON'T. WHATEVER.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Merry Whatever

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$11.60
A grumpy cat in reindeer antlers, radiating zero holiday spirit, “Merry Whatever” is the hilariously honest Christmas card for your least festive favorite person. Deck the halls with more Christmas...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a scowling long haired cat in a Santa hat with antlers, beside sentiments including 'HO HO NO', 'Santa is so judgy!' and 'NO ONE TOLD ME I HAD TO BE nice'.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Ho Ho No Pissy Kitty

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$11.60
Christmas cheer? This cat has opinions. Ho Ho No pairs a wonderfully grumpy kitty with five sarcastic holiday sentiments, funny Christmas cards for the friend who skips the carols and heads straight...
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Red rubber stamp sheet with a fluffy cat blissed out in front of an electric fan under little hearts, carrying 'STAY COOL.' and 'Holy Hot Flash!'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Fan Club Pissy Kitty

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Lisa Arana sits her Pissy Kitty directly in front of an oscillating desk fan, fur blown flat back off her face, a few small hearts floating above. The joke covers a hot flash, a heat wave and a...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a grumpy fluffy cat in a party hat beside a cupcake, with 'Let's celebrate by leaving me alone.' and 'Let's pretend I care it's your birthday.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

PISSY PARTY

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“Let’s celebrate by leaving me alone” may be the most honest birthday sentiment Lisa Arana has drawn, and the cat beneath it agrees. She sits in a striped party hat with her tail curled around a...
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Red rubber stamp sheet showing a glowering fluffy cat holding an oversized coffee mug, with 'Coffee' and 'HI.' plus before and after coffee sentiments.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Pissy Kitty

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Angie Blom’s Pissy Kitty is a scruffy, narrow-eyed cat with an enormous plume of a tail, both paws clamped around a mug bigger than its own head. The set is built entirely around coffee, with a...