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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Line-art stamp of two round penguins wearing earmuffs and a hat with sentiments 'enjoy winter's delights,' 'let's chill,' 'frick it's cold,' 'bundle up.'

Angie Blom

Chilly Chatter

$26.00
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 6 stamps.  Penguin wearing earmuffs measures approximately 1.25" x 1.25". Penguin wearing hat measures approximately 1" x 1.5". "Enjoy winter's delights" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.75"...
Line-art stamp of many dogs stacked into a Christmas tree shape with a star and 'Woofy Christmas.'

Unity Stamp

Woofy Christmas

$26.00
This kit contains 2 stamps. Dog Christmas tree measures approximately 2.25" x 2.75". "Woofy Christmas" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2.5". SVG Cut file available for this set HERE High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made In-House at Unity Stamp...
The Ol' Friend red rubber stamp set shown as line art: an old man in a cap with his dog and funny birthday sentiments for older-guy cards.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Ol' Friend

$29.00
This kit contains 4 stamps.  Old man with dog measures approximately 2.5" x 3.75". "Happy birthday, old friend" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.75". "Not to brag or anything but I can forget what I'm doing while I'm doing it" sentiment...
Line-art red rubber stamp set 'Hello, Dear' showing a silver-haired lady in glasses and a scarf, with sassy sentiments such as 'Sometimes I talk to myself and we both laugh.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Hello, Dear

$29.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.  Mature lady measures approximately 2.5" x 2.75". "Hello, dear" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.75". "May your coffee, pelvic floor, intuition, and self appreciation be strong" sentiment measures approximately...
Line-art red rubber stamp set 'Stunner' showing a glamorous older lady in a feathered hat and pearls, with snarky birthday sentiments including 'Bless your heart.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Stunner

$29.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.  Gorgeous mature lady measures approximately 2.75" x 3". Feather measures approximately .5" x 1". "Bless your heart" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 2.5". "You must have been a stunner when you were young"...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of the elf, Santa and reindeer with "We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" and "Hi There!"

Jeanie Hays

Christmas Crew

$28.00
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Elf, Santa & Deer waving measures approximately 1.5" x 3.25". "We wish you a Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1.5". "Hi There" sentiment...
Line-art stamp of six chubby, grumpy cats in various expressions, shown uncolored on white.

Unity Stamp

Scaredy Cats

$29.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.   Each kitty measures approximately between 1.5" x 1.75, 1.75" x 1.75" & 1.75" x 2.5". High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made In-House at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of the fat cat with snarky sentiments including "WTF.", "you're old," "i can't even...," "I love doing nothing with you"

Unity Stamp

Snarky Cat Thoughts

$29.00
This kit contains 12 stamps.  Thought bubble measures approximately 1" x 1.5". "i wish everything was as easy as getting fat" sentiment measures approximately 1.25" x 1.5". "your cat doesn't give a shit but I do" sentiment measures approximately 1...
Galactic Dino Party

Unity Stamp

Galactic Dino Party

$28.00
This kit contains 12 stamps.  Dinosaur holding balloon measures approximately 1" x 2.25". Dinosaur swinging on balloon measures approximately 2" x 2". Dinosaur riding balloon measures approximately 1.25" x 2". Planet measures approximately .75" x...
Line-art stamp sheet: Angie Blom's sketchy bloom bouquet with 'When you can't look at the bright side, I will be with you in the dark,' Unity Stamp Co.

Angie Blom

Wonderful Like Us

$28.00
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  Fall foliage measures approximately  "When you can't look at the bright side, I will be with you in the dark" sentiment measures approximately  "Why aren't more people as wonderful...
Latte Santa

Jeanie Hays

Latte Santa

$28.00
Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Santa measures approximately 3.5" x 4.5". "Java Merry Christmas" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1.25". "Have a cup of cheer" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.25". "and a...
The List Guy red rubber stamp set in line art: a large Santa in a floppy hat with a long curling beard and a belt buckle, with the sentiments “HE KNOWS if you've been BAD OR GOOD” and “I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING ON YOUR LIST.” Illustrated by Jeanie Hays.

Jeanie Hays

The List Guy

$31.00
 NEW on the UNITY Website!!! Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  Santa measures approximately 3" x 4.75". "He knows if you've been bad or good" sentiment measures approximately 1.25" x 1.25". "I hope you get everything...
Spooky Spirits

Unity Stamp

Spooky Spirits

$28.00
This kit contains 6 stamps. Martini glass with eyeballs measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". Cobweb measure approximately 1.25" x 1.5". Hanging spider measures approximately .5" x 1.5". "eye see you. you deserve a cocktail" sentiment measures...
Shoreline Friendship stamp set: three girlfriends in sun hats sitting on a bench with 'Cheers to being a golden girl' and 'We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous!'

Angie Blom

Shoreline Friendship

$26.00
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  3 girls sitting together measure approximately 2.5" x 3". "Cheers to being a golden girl" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 3.25". "We're not old, just upgraded versions of fabulous"...
Line-art stamp of a front-view vintage muscle car with 'Old is the NEW COOL' and 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, vintage style.'

Jessica Pickeral

Keepin It Classy

$28.00
Created by Jessica Pickeral.  This kit contains 6 stamps.  Car front measures approximately 1.75" x 3.75". "To that guy who always keeps it classy" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 3.5". "Happy Birthday, vintage style" sentiment...