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Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Line-art stamp of a woman in an apron with chickens and 'Just chicken in' and 'I get by with a little help from my hens' – Bobbie Sue Girl by Angie Blom.

Angiegirl

Bobbie Sue Girl

$26.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made In-House at Unity Stamp Co. designed by artist Angie Blom Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set includes three...
Unity Stamp Co red rubber stamp set by Lisa Arana showing a grumpy cat in front of an electric fan, with sentiments like 'Holy Hot Flash!' and 'Stay Cool.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Fan Club Pissy Kitty

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made In-House at Unity Stamp Co. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. Created by Lisa Arana. This kit contains 7 stamps...
Line-art stamp of a patriotic gnome holding flowers with sentiments 'land of the free & gnome of the brave,' 'Happy 4th of July' and 'thank you.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Patriotic Gnome

$29.00
$26.00
Created by Lisa Arana. This kit contains 4 stamps.   Patriotic Gnome measures approximately 2.25" x 3".   "Land of the free & gnome of the brave" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1". "Happy 4th of July" sentiment measures...
Red rubber stamp art of Lisa Arana's flower-toting hedgehog with hello, thanks and one-in-a-million sentiments

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

A Hedgie Hello

$29.00
$27.00
Created by Lisa Arana. This kit contains 7 stamps.   Hedgehog measures approximately 2.75" x 3.25". Hearts each measure approximately .25" x .25". "Thinking of you" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.5". "all my thanks" sentiment...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of the Chihuahua with "YIP" and the adulting sentiments

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Functioning Chi Chi

$29.00
Created by Lisa Arana. This kit contains 4 stamps.   Chihuahua measures approximately 3" x 3". "Being a functioning adult every day seems a bit excessive" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2". "YIP" sentiment measures approximately .25" x...
Still Turning Heads stamp set: a classic Mustang with 'Still turning heads after all these years' and 'Older, bolder, and undeniably classic.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Still Turning Heads

$29.00
This kit contains 4 stamps.    Classic car measures approximately 2.5" x 3.75".   "Still turning heads after all these years" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 4". "Older, Bolder, and undeniably classic" sentiment measures...
Unity Stamp Co red rubber stamp set by Lisa Arana showing a grumpy party-hat cat beside a cupcake, with sentiments like 'Whatever' and 'Let's pretend I care, it's your birthday.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

PISSY PARTY

$29.00
High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made in-house at Unity Stamp Co. designed by artist, Lisa Arana. Experience the unmatched quality and durability of our red rubber stamp set made in-house from raw materials right here in the USA. This set...
Black-and-white stamp set of a grinning donkey with punny sentiments: 'you're the hee to my haw,' 'You deserve a BIG ASS thank you,' 'keep kickin' ass,' and 'I was an ass, I'm really sorry.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Hee To My Haw

$29.00
Created by Lisa Arana. This kit contains 7 stamps.   Donkey measures approximately 2" x 3". "I was an ass, I'm really sorry" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.5". "How you doin'?" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.25". "you're...
Paws & Scrubs

Unity Stamp

Paws & Scrubs

$28.00
This kit contains 10 stamps.  Scrub top measures approximately 2.25" x 2.25". Clipboard measures approximately 1" x 1.5". Powder container measures approximately .75" x 1". Cone measures approximately 1" x 1.25". Dog bone measures approximately .5"...
Black-and-white Chronologically Enhanced stamp set: two sun-hat ladies with wine, 'We're the cool kids of the golden years.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Chronologically Enhanced

$28.00
Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 5 stamps.   Mature ladies measure approximately   "We're the cool kids of the golden years" sentiment measures approximately "We're not old...We're just chronologically enhanced" sentiment...
The Pissy Kitty red rubber stamp set from Unity Stamp Co - a scruffy, grumpy cat hugging a big coffee mug, with sentiments including: Coffee, because I can't wear prison orange; Before coffee I hate everyone, after coffee I feel better about hating everyone; Hi..

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Pissy Kitty

$29.00
Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 4 stamps.   Kitty with coffee cup measures approximately 2.75" x 3".   "Hi" sentiment measures approximately .25" x .5".   "Coffee-Because I can't wear prison orange" sentiment...
Unity Stamp Co red rubber stamp set by Angie Blom showing a wild-haired rooster holding a coffee mug, with sentiments like 'Caffeinate and hope for the best.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Coffee Doodle Doo

$28.00
Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 5 stamps.   Rooster measures approximately 2.5" x 2.75".  "Caffeinate and hope for the best" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2.25". "C'mon inner peace, I don't have all day..." sentiment...
Black-and-white stamp set of three dachshunds in party hats with balloons and sentiments 'Ready to PAW-TY!,' 'We heard there is cake,' 'Hope your birthday is PAWSOME!' and 'Party crew.'

Angie Blom

Ween Party Crew

$28.00
Created by Angie Blom. This kit contains 5 stamps.   Weens with balloons measure approximately 2.25" x 3.75".  "We heard there is cake" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1". "Hope your birthday is pawsome" sentiment measures...
Black-and-white stamp set of a distressed shot glass with sentiments 'You're my shot of whiskey,' 'SHOTS,' 'It's worth a shot,' 'Because adulting is hard' and 'Because nobody saw that coming.'

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Angela Magnuson

Shots! Shots! Shots!

$28.00
This kit contains 6 stamps.  Distressed shot glass measures approximately 2.5" x 2.5". "You're my shot of whiskey" sentiment meaures approximately .75" x 2.25". "It's worth a shot" sentiiment measures approximately .25" x 1.5". "Because adulting is...
Black-and-white Snarky Mama stamp set: a distressed floral bouquet with funny mom sentiments like 'having a weird mom builds character.'

Unity Stamp

Snarky Mama

$29.00
This kit contains 9 stamps.  Distressed floral measures approximately .75" x 3.25". "Love you, Mom" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2". "Mom, you were right about a lot of shit" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1.25". "having a weird...
A red rubber stamp set of a grinning donkey in a graduation cap with congrats sentiments.

Finely Detailed - Unique to Unity - Lisa Arana

Hee Haw You Did It

$29.00
Created by Lisa Arana.  This kit contains 6 stamps.   Donkey measures approximately 3" x 3". "Hee Haw You Did It" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.25". "You look all smart and stuff" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.25"...
Black-and-white stamp set of a wide-eyed kitty with sentiments 'Meow,' 'You're pretty purrrfect!' and 'If cats could send a card... they wouldn't.'

Unity Stamp

Kitty Boop

$28.00
This kit contains 4 stamps.     Kitty measures approximately 2.25" x 2.75". "Meow" sentiment measures approximately .25" x .75". "You're pretty purrrfect" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.25". "If cats could send a card...the...