Funny

Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Three sassy chicken stamps in glasses, flower and crown with 'You are the coolest chick ever' and 'If the crown fits wear it' sentiments.

Angie Blom

Coolest Chick Ever

$32.00
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 7 stamps.  Chicken wearing glasses measures approximately 1.75" x 3". Chicken with flower measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". Chicken wearing crown measures approximately 2" x 3". Cloud measures...
Line-art stamp sheet of retro game controllers and a handheld console with sentiments 'congratulations on your level up,' 'enjoy the birthday loot' and 'you're vintage.'

Unity Stamp

Level Up

$28.00
  This kit contains 9 stamps.  Controller measures approximately 2.75" x 3". Handheld gaming device measures approximately 1.5" x 2.5". Loading bar measures approximately .25" x 2.75". Heart measures approximately .25" x .25". Cursor measures...
Lookin' Shark

Unity Stamp

Lookin' Shark

$26.00
  Created by Lisa Arana.  This kit contains 15 stamps.   Sharks measure approximately 1.25" x 2.25" & 1.5" x 2.25". Bowties each measures approximately .25" x .5". Waves measure approximately .5" x 2.5". "Have a killer birthday"...
Red rubber cupid gnome with a bow, arrow and hearts, with 'To gnome you is to love you', 'There's gnome one like you' and 'I love you gnome matter what'

Jeanie Hays

To Gnome You

$28.00
  Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 7 stamps.   Love struck cupid gnome measures approximately 3" x 3".  Arrow measures approximately .25" x 1.75". Quiver measures approximately 1" x 2.25". Trio of hearts measure...
You Are Not Normal

Jessica Pickeral

You Are Not Normal

$29.00
  Created by Jessica Pickeral.  This kit contains 4 stamps.  Girls together measure approximately 2.25" x 4.25". "God made us best friends because he knew our parents couldn't handle us as sisters" sentiment measures approximately 1.25" x...
Warmth of Snow Days

Jeanie Hays

Warmth of Snow Days

$28.00
  Created by Jeanie Hays.  This kit contains 3 stamps.   Snowman measures approximately 2.75" x 3.75". "chilly weather is better together" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 2.25". "Celebrate the warmth of snow days" sentiment...
Stomping Great Day

Unity Stamp

Stomping Great Day

$32.00
  Created by Lisa Arana.  This kit contains 10 stamps.   Dinosaurs measure approximately 2" x 2.25", 2" x 2.5" & 2.5" x 2.5". Trio of hearts measure approximately .25" x .25". "Wish BIG" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1"...
Red rubber stamp sheet: dachshunds in lights, antlers, and hat with five punny Christmas sentiments including 'Deck the paws'

Angie Blom

Whit's Weenies

$28.00
  Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 11 stamps.  Dachshund wrapped up in lights measures approximately 1.25" x 2". Dachshund with antlers measures approximately 2" x 2". Dachshund with winter hat on measures approximately 1.5" x 2"...
You Are Fine Girl

Angie Blom

You Are Fine Girl

$26.00
  Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  Girl measures approximately 2" x 3.5". "In wine years you are fine, girl" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.25". "Thankful for good wine good friends and good times" sentiment...
Line-art stamp sheet: a lineup of cat paws with 'Talk to the paw,' 'Stay paw-sitive' and 'Have a paw-some birthday' red rubber stamps, Unity Stamp Co.

Unity Stamp

Talk to the Paw

$28.00
  This kit contains 13 stamps.  Paws each measure approximately .75" x 1.5". Paw print measures approximately .5" x .5". "Tell your cat I said hi" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.25". "Meow's it going?" sentiment measures...
Red rubber stamp set with a tall witch in a pointed hat and sentiments 'I'm a real witch before coffee,' 'Thoughts are brewin',' 'Happy Halloween brew-tiful,' and 'witch, please.'

Angie Blom

A Real Witch

$28.00
  Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 5 stamps.  Witch measures approximately 1.5" x 3.75". "I'm a real witch before coffee" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1". "Thoughts are brewin'" sentiment measures approximately .25" x...
No Hoots Given

Unity Stamp

No Hoots Given

$26.00
  This kit contain 4 stamps.   Standing owl measures approximately 1.25" x 1.75".  Owl with head in cup measures approximately 1" x 2.75". "I don't give a hoot" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.5". "I can do great things...
Owl Cheers That

Unity Stamp

Owl Cheers That

$26.00
  This kit contains 4 stamps.   Owls each measure approximately 1.25" x 1.5". "Cheers!" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1". "owl be darned" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.25". High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp Set Made...
Creepin' It Real

Unity Stamp

Creepin' It Real

$29.00
  This kit contains 9 stamps.   Scarecrow measures approximately 2.75" x 4.75". Pumpkin measures approximately 1.25" x 1.75". Leaf measures approximately .5" x 1". Wheat stalk measures approximately .25" x 1.75". Oak leaf measures...
Bootiful friend

Angie Blom

Bootiful friend

$28.00
  Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 3 stamps.  Pumpkin with background measures approximately 2.75" x 3". "If friends were pumpkins I'd pick you" sentiment measures approximately 1" x 1.5". "you are BOOtiful" sentiment measures...