Funny

Funny Rubber Stamps for Card Making

Life’s too short for boring cards. Unity’s funny rubber stamps are hand-drawn by our artists and manufactured in-house in New London, Minnesota, from deeply etched red rubber that keeps the punchlines crisp.

Snort-laugh your way through more than 450 funny stamp designs: sassy sentiments, snarky birthday zingers, coffee-fueled confessions, pissy kitties, and gloriously weird little characters you won’t find anywhere else. Perfect for the friend who’d rather laugh than cry — and the one who needs to do both.

Every set is cling-mounted, MISTI-friendly, and works with any acrylic block. Handmade in the USA, shipped fast from Minnesota, and guaranteed to make the mail funnier.

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Line-art stamp of a United States map with a push pin and sentiments 'Life is a journey,' 'Wish you were here,' 'I wish you lived next door.'

Unity Stamp

States of Longing

$28.00
This kit contains 6 stamps. The United States of America map measures approximately 2.25" x 3.5". Push pin measures approximately .5" x 2.5". Squiggle line measures approximately .25" x 1". "Life is a journey" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of peeking puppies with "Can't wait to see you again" and "It's ruff without you"

Unity Stamp

Curious Canines

$29.00
This kit contains 10 stamps.  Each dog measures approximately 1" x 1.5" & 1" x 1.75". "Can't wait to see you again" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2.75". "It's ruff without you" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2.25"...
Feline Funny stamp set: a grumpy chubby cat with balloon and snarky birthday sentiments including 'To the coolest cat I know.'

Unity Stamp

Feline Funny

$29.00
This kit contains 7 stamps.  Kitty measures approximately 3" x 3.25". Balloon measures approximately .75" x 2". "Happy Birthday" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2.75".    "Your cat doesn't give a shit but I do" sentiment measures...
The Darling Menagerie red rubber stamp set shown as black line art: a baby giraffe, bear and Highland cow with a floral swag and 'Hi there cutie' sentiment.

Unity Stamp

Darling Menagerie

$28.00
This kit contains 5 stamps.   Giraffe measures approximately 1.5" x 1.75". Bear measures approximately 1.25" x 1.5". Cow measures approximately 1.5" x 1.5". Floral swag measures approximately .5" x .75". "Hi there cutie" sentiment measures...
Black-and-white stamp set layout of peeking puppies with "Hot diggity dog!" and "You did it!"

Unity Stamp

Pawsome Peepers

$29.00
This kit contains 10 stamps.  Each dog measures approximately 1" x 1.25" to 1" x 1.75". "You did it" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.75".' "Hot diggity dog" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2.75". High-Quality Red Rubber Stamp...
Red rubber stamp set of a retro pin-up woman with snarky sentiments 'Your youthful exuberance exhausts me' and 'You can't fix stupid but you can mock it mercilessly.'

Unity Stamp

You Exhaust Me

$28.00
This kit contains 5 stamps.  Girl measures approximately 1.75" x 4". "Happy Birthday" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 1.5". "Sorry you're dealing with this" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 2". "You can't fix stupid but you can mock...
BBQ Gnome

Jeanie Hays

BBQ Gnome

$28.00
Created by Jeanie Hays  This kit contains 3 stamps.   Gnome with grill  measures approximately 1.75" x 2.75". "Happy Father's Day" sentiment measures approximately .25" x 3.25". "You're the flippin' best" sentiment measures...
Black and white stamp sheet of a basset hound peeking over a ledge with his long ears spread out, a heart thought bubble, and the sentiments 'love you furever,' 'i ruff u,' 'i'm all ears,' 'i'm a basset case without you' and 'ruff day?'

Unity Stamp

All Ears

$29.00
This kit contains 7 stamps.   Basset hound measures approximately 1.25" x 3.75". Love thought bubble measures approximately .5" x .75". "Ruff day?" sentiiment measures approximately .25" x 1".  "I'm all ears" sentiment measures...
Black and white stamp sheet with a graduation cap and the snarky sentiments 'nice hat.', 'Congrats,' 'It turns out you're smarter than you look,' 'If you think you're excited, you should see your teachers' and 'congratulations on living up to the basic expectations for people your age.'

Unity Stamp

Snarky Graduation

$29.00
This kit contains 7 stamps  Graduation cap measures approximately .75" x 1.75". "nice hat" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1.75". "If you think you're excited, you should see your teachers" sentiment measures approximately 2" x 2.5". "It...
The Very Best Guy

Unity Stamp

The Very Best Guy

$28.00
This kit contains 13 stamps. "Thanks for being the very best" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1.75". "Father' sentiment measures approximately .5" x 1".   "Son" sentiment measures approximately .5" x .5". "Bonus kid" .5" x 1.75". "Guy"...
Red rubber stamp set 'A Cold One' showing a tall frothy mug of beer with birthday sentiments including 'A cold one for the old one' and 'Cheers, beers and many more years.'

Unity Stamp

A Cold One

$28.00
This kit contains 5 stamps.    Beer in mug measures approximately 2" x 2.5".   "A cold one. For the old one" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2".   "I'm beer for you" sentiment measures approximately .75" x 1"...
Red rubber stamp set of a girl holding balloons with 'Queen for the Day,' 'Vintage & Fabulous' and 'Birthday Girl.'

Angiegirl

Queen Girl

$26.00
Created by our own Unity Artista, Angie Blom.  This kit includes 3 stamps.  I have been making and creating girls most of my life , I just love putting them in different outfits, having a theme to them… But was so inspired by my first...
Line-art red rubber stamp of a girl in a beanie holding a mug with "Baby It's Freaking Cold Outside."

Angie Blom

Freaking Cold

$28.00
Created by Angie Blom.  This kit contains 2 stamps.  Beanie girl with mug measures approximately 1.5" x 3".       Baby It's Freaking Cold Outside" sentiment measures approximately .5" x 2.25". PLEASE NOTE: Unity has a new...